Notices by Jack O' Lantern (jacklaridian@social.horrorhub.club), page 8

I’ve decided that I want to dress up as Agatha Harkness 🧙♀️ for Halloween 🎃 this year (because #WandaVision was awesome, and #AgathaAllAlong is as well). A few weeks ago, I found a beautiful costume online, so I ordered it along with a wig.

They just arrived, but the costume is WAY too small! I ordered an XXL, but I guess women’s sizes are smaller than men’s sizes.

Oh well, I guess I’ll just cut the stitching in the back and make it work! ✂️🪡

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon
Where in Appalachia is this and what backwoods laws would I have to follow? 🤔

@ryan
Are we sure these aren't just the same film? 😅

THANKSKILLING (2009) A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break. ThanksKilling featuring Lance Predmore and Ryan E. Francis is streaming with subscription on Philo and free on Tubi. I’ve been waiting for this one all year.

HELL BEHIND THE BARS (1984) A woman murders her boyfriends and steals some diamonds he has smuggled. She gets found out though, and locked in a prison with an evil, sadistic bisexual warden. She immediately sets about planning her escape with some of her fellow inmates, but the plans are even more difficult than they seemed when set in motion. Hell Behind the Bars is streaming with subscription on Prime Video, free on Tubi, free on Plex, and 1 other. It's an action & adventure and drama movie.

THANKSKILLING (2009) A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break. ThanksKilling featuring Lance Predmore and Ryan E. Francis is streaming with subscription on Philo and free on Tubi. I’ve been waiting for this one all year.

WELCOME to BAD MOVIE CLUB!!

Anyone can join the Bad Movie Club. Just watch one of this month’s films in your own time and use the hashtag #MastodonBadMovieClub (or #MBMC), so everyone who follows the tags can see your thoughts on these 'masterpieces.' Expand this post to see this month’s selections.

The word ‘BAD’ is subjective, but remember the only BAD movie is a BORING movie and I wanna see the WORST! You can rest assured, these movies are NOT boring.

#FilmMastodon #CineMastodon #Movies

@FalconMarkSix

As someone who used to watch scrambled porn, I feel I have to excuse myself from this poll. 🧐

@middleclasstool
Really? Don't you remember the bullshit he was spouting during the COVID days? Ugh

@FrightNight
https://social.horrorhub.club/@jacklaridian/113376653680495943

A little extra #TROMA fare for the #MBMC. This one is called 'NIGHTMARE WEEKEND' and it is notoriously BAD. 🤮

Here's the trailer. See if you can make heads or tails of this story. 😅

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BTnzROUVxc

#MastodonBadMovieClub #Movies #TromaFilms #Cinemastodon #FilmMastodon

Finally watched 'MAXXXINE' on #max tonight and I have to say I liked, but not quite as much as 'X' and 'PEARL.' It wasn't bad, it just didn't hit like the other two. That said, it was VERY 80s and I think the disappointment was kind of 80s too. I won't give anything away (because it still worth watching), but the tropes used felt straight out of an 80s 'noir' film, like 'To Live And Die In L.A.' (1985). 😎

#FilmMastodon #Films #CineMastodon #Movies #HorrorFam #Horror #ScarySeason #SpookySeason

@middleclasstool
Is it weird that I knew exactly what you meant?

@MariaLiv
or just more stories about women who kick ass

@SaltiredPopcorn
Is that the new one with Kyle Gallner?

@darkcorners3
Oh wow. This is gonna sound stupid, but I'm a big fan of that stock photo. I have a Spotify playlist of 'old world' (like 20s and 30s) songs and that image pops up on my phone every time one of those songs come up. 😅

Janelle Monae wants to be the queen of Halloween, or 'HalloQueen' if you will. 🖤

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/lifestyle-news/janelle-monae-halloween-costumes-party-partnerships-1236042172/

#Halloween #ScarySeason #HorrorFam #Horror #SpookySeason

@pes_maravilla
LOVE that song. Been a fan since they were known as 'The Gossip' 😎

@YayForThat
Posca pens FTW! 👍

For #MusicWomenWednesday I decided to highlight one of my all-time favorite ladies of #music. For me, she can change my mood in an instant. Good music can do that sometimes. The kind that gets deep inside you and acts as an all-natural anti-depressant. 🥰

"I'd Rather Go Blind" by Etta James
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9sq3ME0JHQ

#MusicOfMastodon