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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jul-2024 02:58:18 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for September 01, 2018 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2018/09/01
In conversation about 4 months ago from mastodon.org.uk permalink
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1. A doctor is listening to a patient's chest using a stethoscope. He can hear it saying, "... to get to the other side! A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar... knock, knock..." The doctor tells the patients, "Well, it's annoying but nothing serious."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2024 15:43:24 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for July 02, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2024/07/02
In conversation about 5 months ago from mastodon.org.uk permalink
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1. Calvin is still arguing at the dinner table. His father tries to explain that dinner time is special because they set it aside to be together and to talk. Calvin counters that a lot of people eat while watching TV. His father maintains that it is a special time. Calvin says they could be arguing over which channel to watch.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jun-2024 18:59:29 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for June 22, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2024/06/22
In conversation about 5 months ago from mastodon.org.uk permalink
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1. In bed, Calvin can't believe his luck. Following the episode where he just caused their car to roll into a ditch, he only got a lecture with no rasied voices. He finds parents inscrutabl as he gets yelled at for what he things are minor things.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Friday, 14-Jun-2024 08:58:54 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for June 13, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2024/06/13
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1. A dog is trapped in a tall tower and is wearing a fairy princesses hat. A woman at the base of the tower, by the moat, is holding a ladder and saying to a man, "You did say you wanted a rescue, right?"
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Jun-2024 05:23:53 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for December 09, 2018 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2018/12/09
In conversation about 6 months ago from mastodon.org.uk permalink
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1. An unripe apple tries to buy beer at a convenience store by showing the ID of a ripe banana. The apple shop assistant is not taken in and says, "Yeah right, kid."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Jun-2024 01:41:08 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#CalvinAndHobbes by #Bill0Watterson for June 10, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2024/06/10
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1. Calvin and Hobbes are looking over the wreckage of the family car in the ditch. Calvin sombrely says, "My life is flashing before my eyes." Hobbes agrees and adds, "Yeah, I doubt your parents figured you'd wreck their car before you were 16."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Jun-2024 01:40:11 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for December 12, 2018 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2018/12/12
In conversation about 6 months ago from mastodon.org.uk permalink
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1. Christmas lights are lying on a psychiatrist's couch. The doctor asks, "So you're unemployed... why'd you stop working?" One of them replies, "We're burnt out, doc."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Jun-2024 01:38:36 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#xkcd: #MagnetFishing
https://xkcd.com/2944/
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1. Ten people are standing on a bridge with their fishing lines dangling over the side. The ends have all stuck together." The caption reads, "The first, and last, world magnet fishing championship".
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Sunday, 09-Jun-2024 17:17:02 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for June 09, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2024/06/09
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1. Dogs are on Peleton-type bikes and are each watching their monitors to help motivate them. One has the image of someone holding a bone, another sees a squirrel running away and a third sees a ball being thrown in a park.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 18:56:12 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#PearlsBeforeSwine by #StephanPastis for June 05, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2024/06/05
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1. Rat wants to buy a melon but the shop assistant says that they are only offered on a monthly subscription basis, like streaming services.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Jun-2024 18:35:52 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for January 11, 2019 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2019/01/11
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1. Pi and 4 are at the marriage guidance counsellor's office, a divide by sign called Hugh Jr IPov. 4 tells the counsellor, "He's irrational and he goes on and on." Pi looks to the ceiling. The caption reads, "Wife of Pi".
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Sunday, 02-Jun-2024 03:58:02 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for January 15, 2019 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2019/01/15
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1. A snowwoman in the kitchen has icicles emanating from her eyes. A snowman sees her and says, "You've been chopping onions, haven't you?" She responds, "How can you tell?"
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 21:23:31 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for May 29, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2024/05/29
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1. Calvin ha got a name for their secret club: Get Rid Of Slimy girlS! That means that Susie won't be able to join. Hobbes asks is Susie is slimy. Calvin replies that all girls are slimy. Next he want to elect officers. Hobbes wants to be president but Calvin says he should be as the club is his idea. Therefore, Hobbes wants to be king and tyrant instead but Calvin wants to be them too and so offers the role of president to Hobbes.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 28-May-2024 04:41:25 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

Today I passed 25,000 km recorded #cycling journeys.
#Biking #Bike #Cycle #Bicycle

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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 21:30:09 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau for May 26, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/05/26
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1. The corona virus visits Robert Kennedy Jr in his bedroom. He thanks him for assisting in causing Covid19 to spread unnecessarily across the US. They are then joined by the measles virus who is also having a resurgence.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 20-May-2024 01:26:33 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#DonaldTrump floats idea of three-term presidency at NRA convention | #USElections2024 | The Guardian
The last #president to float the idea for #RonaldReagan; another would-be dictator.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/19/trump-nra-convention-dallas
#US #Politics

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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 07:59:54 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

Nothing too remarkable about tonight’s #sunset. I just happen to like the three parallel #contrails. We live under two orthogonal #airways here, one running north-south and the other east-west. The latter is usually busier as it includes transatlantic air traffic.
#MyWork #MyPhoto #CCBYSA #DSLR #Nikon #D7000 #Spring
In conversation about 7 months ago from mastodon.org.uk permalink
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1. Photograph of a sunset featuring three parallel vapour trails.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 08-May-2024 10:13:26 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#xkcd: #GoodAndBadIdeas
https://xkcd.com/2929/
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1. A 2D graph with "Sounds like a good/bad idea" horizontally and "Actually a good/bad idea" vertically.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Friday, 03-May-2024 17:35:34 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for May 03, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2024/05/03
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1. Although Calvin has signed up to play baseball, he complains to Hobbes but he doesn't like it as there are too many rules and roles to abide by. He prefers to play it with Hobbes as they make rules up as they go along.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Apr-2024 15:52:12 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for April 24, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2024/04/24
In conversation about 7 months ago from mastodon.org.uk permalink
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1. Calvin's parents come home and his mother demands an explanation of what happened. Calvin claims that he went straight to bed at 8 pm but his mother confronts him with his signed confession. Calvin's mother doesn't believe a word of his excuses.
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Engineer interested in nonlinear mechanics and science & maths in general. Also, politics & humour.The animation in my header is a demonstration of Kepler's Second Law of Planetary Motion (CC-BY-SA) -- see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kepler%27slawsofplanetarymotionYou can check out others mathematical animations by me by searching for #WxMaxima.Also, you can find my photographs by searching for #D7000. But please note that of course neither of these hashtags is unique to me.

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