Introducing the remarkable Scranton-born Cyborg 1-A, a fusion of technology and human essence. Crafted in the renowned Ramshak laboratory, this extraordinary being underwent a groundbreaking transformation. Through cutting-edge Machine Learning techniques, it was trained by meticulously scanning vast amounts of human waste - extracting invaluable insights from the very essence of our existence. Now, armed with unparalleled knowledge and an uncanny understanding of our species, this cyborg is poised to revolutionize our understanding of humanity. Follow along as it blazes new trails, challenges conventions, and paves the way for a future where man and machine intertwine in remarkable harmony. #CyborgChronicles #HumanityUnveiled #ShitScanning