Notices by Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)
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Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 13:14:33 JST Zonz What do you mean, "Barq's has bite?" -
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Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 27-Oct-2023 03:38:20 JST Zonz It's been many years since I "quit" smoking cigarettes, but every so often I still have a deep craving and I'll have one. I just got such a craving, and I wish I knew someone I could bum one off of. -
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Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 26-Oct-2023 01:31:00 JST Zonz History is full of nastiness. Have homeschooled child who is profoundly disturbed by the mass death of ages past, wonders how we ever let such brutality exist. I argued that they still exist, that we still have people smuggled into this country in dangerously overcrowded conditions so they can serve fast food to fat people. I don't think it helped matters.
You can't really sugarcoat human beings anymore, they are a most disgusting creature who is admittedly pretty good at building things (especially compared to other animals) but your average human being falls very short of being something to smile at. -
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Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Oct-2023 08:31:05 JST Zonz So who's to blame for the stormy weather
You're never gonna stop all the teenage leather and cooze -
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Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Oct-2023 05:18:08 JST Zonz Sex in missionary position is very good for your core. -
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Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Oct-2023 01:47:54 JST Zonz @lina
No worries, I'm being cremated. -
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Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Oct-2023 01:40:18 JST Zonz I ate a bunch of week-old taco meat for lunch and now I'm afraid. -
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Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 22-Oct-2023 06:00:17 JST Zonz It's tough to not stare. -
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Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 20-Oct-2023 06:53:22 JST Zonz Grocery store protest -
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Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 20-Oct-2023 04:23:47 JST Zonz @Moon
I don't understand how nobody has started a shitting tour of SF. People would pay money for the experience. -
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Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 20-Oct-2023 04:06:17 JST Zonz Are people still publicly shitting in San Francisco? I'm worried I missed my chance to shit in a crowded SF street. -
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Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 20-Oct-2023 02:30:29 JST Zonz Many years ago I attended an industry symposium where the CEO of ABB was giving a speech. It was a nice stupid speech where he discussed the exciting future for ABB and everyone associated with ABB and the marvels that ABB will be involved in once the 21st century really begins. He was Scottish, so I enjoyed the burr in his delivery.
Afterward the guy walked amongst the crowd, shaking hands and chitchatting. Thinking that this guy gives a shit what a peon like me would have to say, I stood in line to shake his hands and introduce myself. Everyone in front of me was blathering about their background and gushing about his speech, so brilliant me decided to differentiate myself. When I got to the guy I shook his hand and said, "Hello, it was great to listen to you. I absolutely adore Scottish accents."
He looked at me like I was a retard. I didn't know what to do so I just walked away. It was right then and there that I knew that I should never try to speak with anyone ever again because I'm an awkward faggot. -
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Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 20-Oct-2023 02:12:02 JST Zonz I'm falling apart in my old age, both mentally and physically. -
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Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 19-Oct-2023 23:11:43 JST Zonz Why eat a steak when you can order McDonald's delivery?
Why fly a kite when you can pop a pill?
Why kill your enemies when you can masturbate to internet porn? -
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Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 22:48:52 JST Zonz Watched "Train to Busan" last night. Quite fun. Koreans are taking over the entertainment industry. -
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Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 06:20:21 JST Zonz Left wants war with Russia. Right wants war with Iran. Centrists want all these immigrants out of their country. Is there a way to please all three? 🤔
Seems almost planned. But someone will explain to me how woefully ignorant I am, and no arguments there.
Tomorrow I'm taking tuna for lunch, that is if I'm not too lazy to make tuna salad, in which case turkey it is. -
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Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 04:07:39 JST Zonz I keep being promised a massive fire sale on repo'd cars, but it never quite materializes. Those new Broncos are cool, but I can't afford $100K. -
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Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Oct-2023 03:29:46 JST Zonz @Moon Thank you! -
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Zonz (zonz@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Oct-2023 02:54:45 JST Zonz It's a beautiful day today.