Notices by Menhit the Menace (menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net)

I accidentally let the humans know I am telepathic by escaping well before they came to put me in the B-O-X. But I hid in a hidey hole that only had the one way in or out. Silly cat. Do better next time, and remember that @feorag does not care about injuries to my dignity!

@cstross has just told me that the thing he has his delicious fingers on is “the wrong sort of mouse” and i must stop biting. What does that mean?

Your regular reminder that I am gorgeous, and this far outweighs my limitations as an inhumane mouse trap.

Ooh, ahhh! Keep that up! I’ll bite when I’ve had enough. #CatsOfMastodon #DailyMenhit