Notices by Ellie (batteries not included) (sehrlesbisch@chaos.social)

in retrospect it's kind of incredible how many people fell for the ponzi schemes from a place called "silly con valley"

a bunch of presumably white people looking at 13th century mongolian clothing and commenting that sony should sue because they "stole Aloy's design" is exactly why people were critisizing the cultural appropriation back when Horizon Zero Dawn came out

I swear to god, if I have to read the word 'tirf' one more time I'll either mute the word or block whoever put it in front of me

Hausstaubmilfen

I think I'll try to keep up this phone thing.

Keep it charging in the bedroom (but not next to the bed!!!), check it for important messages in the morning/evening and otherwise only have it on my person when I go outside.

I've been a lot more relaxed these last three days and as embarassing as it is to admit: I think this change is why

there's nothing like photos of your parents on a cruiseship in the year they told you to keep a moldy mattress and warned you of moving out of the ditch that made it way for money reasons to make you feel loved

you know, when we moved I called them to ask for support, what with this being the first move in eight years and all.

not only did they not help carrying, they also said no to lending me the car. not even if I went on three hours worth of busses and trains to pick it up. they wouldn't have had to do anything.

and then when we had asked friends to help with the move using a rental, you know what they said?

"do it on a saturday, that's more comfortable".

saturday would have been more than double the price with less people being able to help us.

they knew.

they had *absolutely nothing* to gain and still gave me the worst advice possible.

I still can't-

CRUISESHIP MONEY!!!

THEY CAN AFFORD A CRUISE AND THEY TELL ME TO KEEP A MOLDY MATTRESS!!!

my father has had the same damn job for as long as I can remember.

Cruiseship money???

When they made me stay longer at school to talk to a person tasked with helping poor students finance the school trip and who was confused why I was there if we're not on hartz IV? And I didn't know either and I cried because I thought we were in dire straits but they hadn't clued me in at all and this adult was asking me questions I had no aswers for?

Cruiseship money.

@mokosh @sammy ohhhhhhhhhhh

@mokosh @sammy I was so confused, I thought germans were just walking around drinking hot water from thermos bottles and reheating the leftovers or whatever lol

yeah that is indeed very gross

"what a beautiful horse" - person who calls every crow they see a raven

uspol, depol, alcohol

@quinn Deutschbenennungsverbotsgesetz

https://youtu.be/bqUoG7uYrxw?si=hG5xSqbX56IBV_2B

I was feeling very stressed but then I found this.

It's a great relief.

good cawning 🐦⬛

@schratze there are combinations of CWs I will open just to see how tf those topics can connect in a single toot

bashing pandas for not wanting to reproduce in zoos is such right wing shit, like you're literally demonizing an animal whose needs aren't being met for not feeling like fucking

"they're so weak, they should go extinct" fucking incel ass motherfuckers hate anyone with standards