Notices by Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie), page 4

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING

It's #Finland

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Oh Jesus. It's Dustin the Turkey.

Sweet Jesus.

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#Ireland

La #France !

Belter.

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* sighs resignedly in Irish *

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#Ireland

Seconds out, Round 2 - here we go! 🤩🥳

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Oh dear, poor #Denmark has the vocal skills of me in the shower, the poor poppet.

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Oh, I was nodding off nicely to #Armenia and then she goes and kicks off with all of that carry-on.

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#Romania ?

More like NOmania.

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Hm. #Estonia

I don't hate it.

(but I will clear away the dishes while it's on)

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#Belgium now, having the best time on stage, with a number for the elder gays.

We thank you, Belgium.

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#Cyprus - so focused on arm day, he forgot to put on shoes.

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Ooh.

#Iceland

She's a belter.

I like it!

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#Greece

He may have good boxing technique, but can he perform?

Well, he's giving the worst lying-down-singing of the contest so far, and WHAT is that enunciation?

But I suppose I have to forgive him, since he's only a wee chungfla.

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Oh god.

Oh dear.

Oh no.

#Poland

There is no-one in this room who isn't grimacing

😬

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I very strongly wanted to dislike #Slovenia but this is really quite catchy, and they seem to be a gas enough bunch of messers.

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Wait.
#Georgia
I don't understand what's happening.
I'm so confused.

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#SanMarino with an ad for never visiting San Marino.

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YES.

#AUSTRIA

with an absolute BANGER

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#Albania

If the Corrs performed with their parents, who made it really obvious that Andrea is their favourite child.

I don't understand it, but I don't hate it.

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Her kickboxing technique needs work, like this song needs a bridge or more key-changes.

Another belter, so do Monika justice, #Lithuania !

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