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   Padraig 🌈 (padraig@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:06 JST Padraig 🌈

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   • Joan of Contention 😷

   @clickhere lol same. She is beautiful.

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:07 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     I want to vote for Hannah Whatsherboobies

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:08 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Oh.

     It's the Brits now.

     I'd forgotten about them.

     #UnitedKingdom
     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:10 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Oh god, it's #Croatia

     I'm not ready

     #Hrvatska
     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:11 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Ah, #Slovenia

     The contest's gas-craic bunch of Harry Styleses.

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:12 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Next up, #Israel presumably taking another short break from murdering children in Gaza.

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:13 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     You can do it, Monika, ya belter!

     #Lithuania
     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:14 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Ah, here we have #Germany now, with it's extremely sailing-close-to-the-Blood-and-Honour-or-Blood-and-Soil-wind, no?

     😬

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:15 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Merrily reviving ancient traumas of #Viking invasions of #Ireland, we now have #Norway's #Eurovision entry.

     😭

     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:17 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     I am a terrible person.

     I really, really do want to like the #Ukraine entry, but I'm really, really struggling.

     (Please don't @ me.)

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:18 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     You may increase the bass and lower the tin whistle, but you won't win me over, #Moldova

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:19 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Here we have an example ne-plus-ultra of lying-down-while-singing now by #Armenia

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:20 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     #Belgium now, doing a solid number for the elder queers. ❤️

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:21 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     I refuse to acknowledge the participation of #Australia in this event.

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:22 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     #Czechia - demonstrating hair as a weapon ✊🏽

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:23 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING

     It's #Finland

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:24 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Yeah, good luck #Estonia following that Italian bear

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:25 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     I don't know anything about this lad, apart from his surly looks.

     #Italy
     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:26 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Refresh your drinks, or something.

     It's the #Albania Corrs

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:27 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING

     It's #Sweden

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:28 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Okay, #España

     No pressure, but this'd better be amazing..

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:29 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Brace yourself for Mister Arms. 💪🏽

     #Cyprus
     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:30 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING

     It's #France

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:31 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     #Serbia

     Also skip.

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:32 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     #Poland? More like NOland.

     (skip)

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:33 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Oh ffs, it's this lad who doesn't want to be a soldier *from #Switzerland*

     Boooooooooooooooooo

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:34 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Excelente, muito bom e obrigada, O #Portugal! 👏🏽

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:35 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     STAND BY

     It's the #Eurovision Grand Final

     And it's #Austria

     🤩 🇦🇹

     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:36 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Iceland were robbed.

     Discuss.

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:37 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     I refuse to acknowledge Australia's participation in this event.

     Wait.

     Except to say their staging involves a *car* and cars are trash, so therefore this is trash.

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine
     #Australia

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:38 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Her kickboxing technique needs work, like this song needs a bridge or more key-changes.

     Another belter, so do Monika justice, #Lithuania !

     #Eurovision

     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:39 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     #Albania

     If the Corrs performed with their parents, who made it really obvious that Andrea is their favourite child.

     I don't understand it, but I don't hate it.

     #Eurovision

     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:40 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     YES.

     #AUSTRIA

     with an absolute BANGER

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:41 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     #SanMarino with an ad for never visiting San Marino.

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:42 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Wait.
     #Georgia
     I don't understand what's happening.
     I'm so confused.

     #Eurovision

     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:43 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     I very strongly wanted to dislike #Slovenia but this is really quite catchy, and they seem to be a gas enough bunch of messers.

     #Eurovision

     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:44 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Oh god.

     Oh dear.

     Oh no.

     #Poland

     There is no-one in this room who isn't grimacing

     😬

     #Eurovision

     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:45 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     #Greece

     He may have good boxing technique, but can he perform?

     Well, he's giving the worst lying-down-singing of the contest so far, and WHAT is that enunciation?

     But I suppose I have to forgive him, since he's only a wee chungfla.

     #Eurovision

     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:46 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Ooh.

     #Iceland

     She's a belter.

     I like it!

     #Eurovision

     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:47 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     #Cyprus - so focused on arm day, he forgot to put on shoes.

     #Eurovision

     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:48 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     #Belgium now, having the best time on stage, with a number for the elder gays.

     We thank you, Belgium.

     #Eurovision

     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:49 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Hm. #Estonia

     I don't hate it.

     (but I will clear away the dishes while it's on)

     #Eurovision

     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:50 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     #Romania ?

     More like NOmania.

     #Eurovision

     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:51 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Oh, I was nodding off nicely to #Armenia and then she goes and kicks off with all of that carry-on.

     #Eurovision

     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:52 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Oh dear, poor #Denmark has the vocal skills of me in the shower, the poor poppet.

     #Eurovision

     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:53 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Seconds out, Round 2 - here we go! 🤩🥳

     #Eurovision

     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:54 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     * sighs resignedly in Irish *

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine
     #Ireland

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:55 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     La #France !

     Belter.

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:56 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Oh Jesus. It's Dustin the Turkey.

     Sweet Jesus.

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine
     #Ireland

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:57 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING

     It's #Finland

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:58 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Brave falsetto, but there's not much else to say about this one, sorry #Netherlands

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:24:59 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Oh no. The well-intentioned #Czechia entry re-worked their staging and it's so much worse. 😬

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:25:00 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     EVERYONE RESUME WHAT YOU WERE DOING.

     It's the Terrible Pear.

     (That's a niche reference.)

     #Azerbaijan
     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:25:01 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

     It's Loreen.

     #Sweden
     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:25:02 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Sorry, #Moldova this flutey business don't impress me much.

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:25:03 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     #Israel are up now, presumably taking a short break from murdering children.

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:25:04 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     #Switzerland there, attempting to be earnest and worthy, but singing about not wanting to be "a soldier on the frontline" in an Extremely Neutral Country.

     I don't think you've anything to worry about, hun.

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:25:05 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     #Croatia is as #Croatia does.

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:25:06 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Oh #Ireland no.

     Why is any of this happening?

     (And I hope The Egde is going to sue..)

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:25:07 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     #Portugal - it's a sim from me! ❤️

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:25:08 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     • Dónal Mulligan

     It's time now for #Latvia.

     Or, in the words of @donalmulligan
     TOILET BREAK

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:25:09 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Also no, #Serbia.

     Very much no.

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:25:10 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     From an Ocean Queen from #Norway to.. these jumper lads from #Malta

     No.

     Just no.

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:25:11 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Marty Whelan saying somebody is a "huge TikTok person" will never not be funny.

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:25:12 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Käärijä and Conor MacSweeney are the same person, don't @ me

     #Käärijä
     #Eurovision
     #Finland
     #Ireland
     #TheYoungOffenders
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:25:13 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     Greetings, Europe, from the #Ireland jury!

     #Eurovision
     #MastoDaoine

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:25:14 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     finland!

     * bangs table *

     Finland!!

     FINLAND!!!

     #Eurovision

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:25:15 JST Joan of Contention 😷

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     • Dónal Mulligan

     And thanks to the unsurpassed expertise of @donalmulligan, here's a comprehensive #Eurovision primer for those seeking to learn more about this important annual event:

     https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1bsuSIdMnqrMShy_lASEEhNed68oX7vfXz3qWnZvgFk4/htmlview#

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     Joan of Contention 😷 (clickhere@mastodon.ie)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 06:25:16 JST Joan of Contention 😷

     Happy #Eurovision to all who celebrate.