Notices by Pink (can@haz.pink), page 3

@GreenSkyOverMe

@kaia you could call the reception

@bagder @kaia a few days ago, I spent 15 minutes scrolling just to take this screenshot. Time well spent.

I’ve got toothpaste in my eye and it hurts!

@tsia_

@kaia France is so low here because of them disagreeing that they aren't perfect?

Wenn ich noch in Deutschland Steuern zahlen würde, wäre ich diesbezüglich ja etwas aufgebracht.

Glücklicherweise wohne ich aber nicht mehr in Deutschland.

https://www.bmwk.de/Redaktion/DE/Artikel/Wirtschaft/Games/Games-Projekte/flight-sim.html

https://www.bmwk.de/Redaktion/DE/Artikel/Wirtschaft/Games/Games-Projekte/modern-snake.html

Video titles like this make me aggressive. Let me explain.

Here’s why I will never click on a video like this.

I spent 10 days studying these titles so you don’t have to.

You won’t believe what happens when I hate video titles.

10 reasons why we need better video titles.

@kaia so you're saying I shouldn't eat my CDs?

Guys, I finally managed to open the CD case. How do I play these now?

@kaia lttstore dot com?

@kaia maybe CRISPR/Cas9? I know it was hyped up a bit previously but I feel like there's a lot more hype and scam potential there. Imagine a smartphone that can edit your genomes on the fly! Buy now!

@kaia I’m looking forward to the year after that where I can get an AI summary of an audiobook read by an AI of a book written by an AI about AI.

@kaia that only works for night vision cameras that emit an IR light to illuminate the room at night. Normal cameras can’t be detected that way. That’s why you can’t detect other phones cameras using your phone camera. But IR lights every camera can detect. Try holding your TV remote in the camera and press some buttons, you’ll see it blink.

@kaia maybe it’s generating a random quote of the day! Wouldn’t that be fun?

@kaia I just use „Guten Tag,“ without any name in that case.

@kaia therefore you are.

*domain-registrier-Geräusch*

@kaia docker compost

@kaia
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