Notices by :anne_triangle: Anne.1 (1@mastodon.vierkantor.com)

robotgirl that has the most beautiful and ornate handwriting.

versus

robotgirl that wields a pen like she is a dot matrix printer.

robotgirl that claims it does the spinny skirt manoeuvre to 'calibrate its gyroscopes'.

SYN @lnl, "the old instance is dying. a new instance is struggling to be born. now is the time of unable to decrypt message: sender has not sent us the required keys."

robotgirl with software problems 🤝 doggirl with fleas
requiring debugging

:ms_robot_thinking: leader/follower architecture
:ms_robot_thinkgrin: dominant/submissive architecture
:ms_robot_grin: witch/doll architecture

repetitive text in Quick Response code soothes the optical processors :ms_robot:

mx @spinach, this one!

mx @spinach, it is a computer but has extensive support for the cat protocol :blobcat_robot:

robotgirl covered in stickers like it is a trans girl's thinkpad

caution: spending too much time on the Fediverse might cause your mind to become federated. scientific consensus is that this outcome is "cool and good actually"