Notices by starkraving666 (starkraving666@jorts.horse)

I am loving all the horse people here nerding out over the horses #monsterdon #krull

Seriously where did you get this footage of my pre-peri-menopausal uterus #monsterdon #krull

Wow this is a hell of a colonoscopy #monsterdon #krull

You guys are gonna make mom pee on my couch from laughter lmao #monsterdon #krull

ugh i’m pretty sure i’ve learned what “throwing your back out” means

#philosophy #philosophymemes

ok but why did the yeti’s nipple have its own whole ass scene tho #monsterdon #yeti1977

Yeti's a feminist #monsterdon #yeti1977

it's a spaghYeti western youall #monsterdon #yeti1977

@Taweret this poll is without fail the most suspenseful thing of my week

This episode of severance is so good #monsterdon #chud1984

I feel like we could have so much fascinating political discussion around this whole eco-horror/progressive-horror genre #monsterdon #chud1984

I am loving this resistance dude #monsterdon #chud1984

It's so fucking wild to watch characters just get to talk about their own reproductive autonomy like it actually exists #monsterdon #chud1984

The cat was getting all up in my business because he thought I was eating cheese popcorn. I let him investigate to understand it's actually caramel popcorn and now he's sooooo betrayed lmao

I've just learned that some folks celebrate today as Halloween 2 and I fucking love it

I think I might have this new job, but the process of getting it has been pretty similar to buying a fucking house, and with buying a house you can never be sure that it's really yours until you're sleeping in it

#monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987 WE'VE GOT MOVIE SIGN

One joke toot referencing an oddly specific set of circumstances: workshopping jokes

Two joke toots referencing the same oddly specific set of circumstances: it's some news thing

3-4 of them: it's some news thing that might be funny enough to be worth looking up

5 or more: it's some news thing, but it's way more hilarious if you purposely avoid finding out the actual story and stick exclusively to the lore on the timeline

Happy #caturday. Don't ever forget who is really in charge