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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 19-Oct-2023 03:59:05 JST canid_carcass The software in electric cars is proprietary. That in itself will put off some of the more... security conscious individuals. I imagine your kit-car approach would be far more palatable. -
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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Oct-2023 03:47:40 JST canid_carcass Y'all need Jesus. -
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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 03:03:18 JST canid_carcass >IT HAS BEEN SENT. -
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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 07-Oct-2023 03:04:48 JST canid_carcass Nothing basic about it, my retardation is highly evolved. -
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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 07-Oct-2023 03:03:56 JST canid_carcass "WiFi"
You need more wires. -
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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 07-Oct-2023 03:03:54 JST canid_carcass That's basically a phone, I am disgusted. -
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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 06-Oct-2023 03:02:48 JST canid_carcass I should also point out that I meant murder of the celluar phone, but couldn't think of an appropriate way to word it. Cellucide sounded like the murder of people with cellulite. -
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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 06-Oct-2023 02:58:02 JST canid_carcass My brother had an absolute fucking nightmare of a wife and would regularly end his conversations frustrated enough to throw the device against a wall.
I would not be surprised to learn that extended interaction with you could also lead people to cellular homicide. -
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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Oct-2023 04:09:08 JST canid_carcass Bill's microchips can detect that you're a Linux user and now your blood blocks 5G transmission like a big veiny faraday cage. This is what you get for defying him. -
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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Oct-2023 01:14:59 JST canid_carcass I'm just stating a fact, I'm not going to rush out and join the Canadian government. -
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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Oct-2023 01:10:50 JST canid_carcass This is also the objective upside of a burning cross in the front garden, but it doesn't do much for your popularity. -
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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 02-Oct-2023 18:11:16 JST canid_carcass No thoughts ever. Thoughts are for nerds. -
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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 28-Sep-2023 22:44:15 JST canid_carcass I can move house, but I can never forget. -
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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 28-Sep-2023 21:52:06 JST canid_carcass "This is full of shit, is it you?" -
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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Sep-2023 03:29:42 JST canid_carcass We just want to stop bots, that's why it can't be an anonymous payment method. No we're not building an identity information database, you must be one of those conspiracy theorists. Linda, get over here and tell these guys they're crazy. -
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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Sep-2023 06:43:21 JST canid_carcass MASTODON STILL SUCKS ALONG WITH EVERY SINGLE "PERSON" WHO USES IT AND I SPIT ON GARGLEMAN'S LEGACY -
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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 17-Sep-2023 22:33:21 JST canid_carcass It's still being used as an excuse to crack down on technology by the same dumbfuck governments who want to "ban encryption", if that's what you mean. -
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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 16-Sep-2023 01:05:27 JST canid_carcass Good luck taking kids to sports practices on a skateboard. -
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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 14-Sep-2023 02:21:44 JST canid_carcass I meant consentual sex. -
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canid_carcass (canid_carcass@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 14-Sep-2023 02:17:19 JST canid_carcass Build sex robots.