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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 22:44:17 JST malevolent dictator for life 🎵he was a girl, she was a boy. can i make it anymore obvious -
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 05:35:32 JST malevolent dictator for life @shibao Nazi Germany also provided military aid to nationalist China during the pre-japanese invasion civil war -
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 01:22:21 JST malevolent dictator for life If sex work is selling your body then what the fuck is being a soldier -
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Monday, 12-Jun-2023 15:23:21 JST malevolent dictator for life awawawa -
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Monday, 12-Jun-2023 01:15:20 JST malevolent dictator for life Wiping your ass after pooping is GAY, unless you wipe your ass with DUDE WIPES -
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Friday, 09-Jun-2023 03:15:52 JST malevolent dictator for life drinking tea out of my gf's woke communist transgender star trek mug when I realized that I missed an opportunity to put earl grey in it -
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Thursday, 08-Jun-2023 15:56:51 JST malevolent dictator for life by the power of yuri I've traveled from Seattle to SLO in one day to be in my girlfriend's arms -
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jun-2023 23:30:26 JST malevolent dictator for life Hacker News - it's neither hacker, nor news -
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jun-2023 14:19:57 JST malevolent dictator for life horny catgirls? on my fedi instance? -
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 14:34:34 JST malevolent dictator for life Sichuan is a Chinese term that means "really fucking spicy" -
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:41:12 JST malevolent dictator for life thinking back to small me learning programming, but not knowing about how to do NOT in Lua, and just writing code like
if condition then
else
(the code)
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:41:11 JST malevolent dictator for life I think I also didn't know about true and false so to make an infinite loop I wrote
repeat
(the code)
until 1 == 2 -
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:41:09 JST malevolent dictator for life oh oh so I knew that functions existed, but I didn't know about the existence of return. So, I literally just set global variables to pass data out of functions T_T -
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:41:08 JST malevolent dictator for life Oh god
Im remembering that it got worse
So I knew ==, but not ~=, so basically to do something if 2 things AREN'T equal I would do
if a == b then
else
(stuff)
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:41:07 JST malevolent dictator for life I didn't know about modulo for a frankly embarrassingly long time, so I checked for evenness by doing `math.floor(a / 2) == a / 2`, and I did modulo by doing `(a / b - math.floor(a / b)) * b` -
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:41:05 JST malevolent dictator for life tbf I would have passed fizzbuzz with that -
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:41:04 JST malevolent dictator for life probably the interviewer would be like "jesse wtf are you talking about" -
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:41:01 JST malevolent dictator for life @natty I wish I kept my shitty Lua programs I wrote on my ipod touch but unfortunately they're all gone... -
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 07:46:18 JST malevolent dictator for life @njion European companies? pfffft you clearly haven't seen American companies -
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 07:46:17 JST malevolent dictator for life @njion it's plastered on all of their buses and trucks too