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   Kainoa (kainoa@calckey.social)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:40:53 JST Kainoa

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   • Natty :butterflyN:

   @delta@mk.absturztau.be @natty@astolfo.social @astrid@fedi.astrid.tech god, I wish I still had my old shitty middle school minecraft mod code, I definitely made some cursed shit I could laugh at nowadays...

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     Delta (delta@mk.absturztau.be)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:40:55 JST Delta

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     • Natty :butterflyN:

     @natty@astolfo.social @astrid@fedi.astrid.tech i still have some of my earliest code from computercraft i think, i'm too lazy to dig it up though
     but i'm pretty sure in one of them wrote i wrote something like if variable / 2 == variable / 3 in one of them

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     Natty :butterflyN: (natty@astolfo.social)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:40:59 JST Natty :butterflyN:

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     @astrid@fedi.astrid.tech I lost my minecraft mods, which would be probably the earlier code I have

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     malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:41:01 JST malevolent dictator for life

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     @natty I wish I kept my shitty Lua programs I wrote on my ipod touch but unfortunately they're all gone...
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     Natty :butterflyN: (natty@astolfo.social)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:41:03 JST Natty :butterflyN:

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     @astrid@fedi.astrid.tech I wish I had any early code that I wrote myself, I have just a lot of HTML :(

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     malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:41:04 JST malevolent dictator for life

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     probably the interviewer would be like "jesse wtf are you talking about"
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     malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:41:05 JST malevolent dictator for life

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     tbf I would have passed fizzbuzz with that
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     malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:41:07 JST malevolent dictator for life

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     I didn't know about modulo for a frankly embarrassingly long time, so I checked for evenness by doing `math.floor(a / 2) == a / 2`, and I did modulo by doing `(a / b - math.floor(a / b)) * b`
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     malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:41:08 JST malevolent dictator for life

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     Oh god
     
     Im remembering that it got worse
     
     So I knew ==, but not ~=, so basically to do something if 2 things AREN'T equal I would do
     
     if a == b then
     else
     (stuff)
     end
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     malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:41:09 JST malevolent dictator for life

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     oh oh so I knew that functions existed, but I didn't know about the existence of return. So, I literally just set global variables to pass data out of functions T_T
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     malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:41:11 JST malevolent dictator for life

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     I think I also didn't know about true and false so to make an infinite loop I wrote
     
     repeat
     (the code)
     until 1 == 2
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     malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 03-Jun-2023 10:41:12 JST malevolent dictator for life
     thinking back to small me learning programming, but not knowing about how to do NOT in Lua, and just writing code like
     
     if condition then
     else
     (the code)
     end