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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Feb-2024 09:09:01 JST malevolent dictator for life

girls who carry a comically large weapon

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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Feb-2024 08:58:12 JST malevolent dictator for life

the robotgirl is definitely not in heat, that noise is definitely not its fans spinning faster

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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Sunday, 11-Feb-2024 13:52:47 JST malevolent dictator for life
- mia
- Alia
@mia @alia they're like a soft steamed bun with meat filling, although the one we made is pseudomeat and mushroom, rather than pork like it usually is. I'm surprised how well it turned out, it tastes just like the ones at the restaurant
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1. A baozi, opened up. It's a white bun and there's pork in the middle
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 10-Feb-2024 00:33:20 JST malevolent dictator for life

imo if users clicking a link will breach your IT system, then i don't think the users are the problem, but the IT system

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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Friday, 09-Feb-2024 02:11:26 JST malevolent dictator for life
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- 💝Liv / Cooki🍪
@LivingCooki reminds me of this meme
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1. Two girls kissing. The red haired one is captioned "trans vampires." The blue haired one is captioned "me identifying as a vampire hunter but like a novice hunter that's in way over their head and they go to the vampire's castle unprepared and fall under their thrall and fuck I'm so gay and horny"
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Thursday, 08-Feb-2024 07:32:15 JST malevolent dictator for life

if you're mean to me on the internet this is who you're being mean to
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1. a cat spinning on a record player
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Feb-2024 08:49:36 JST malevolent dictator for life

cons cells seething at array chads

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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Monday, 05-Feb-2024 10:37:34 JST malevolent dictator for life

person who says "suya" and likes your post 10 mins later

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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Sunday, 04-Feb-2024 04:29:38 JST malevolent dictator for life

anyone wanna start a healthread

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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jan-2024 01:42:44 JST malevolent dictator for life

foxdem, the FOSS conference for foxes

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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jan-2024 17:30:01 JST malevolent dictator for life

Social media is fun because you can be friends with 2 people and then they encounter each other and fight and hate each others' guts and all you can do is look at the logs and be like "I'll pretend I didn't see this because I don't want to burn any bridges"

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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Friday, 26-Jan-2024 20:48:20 JST malevolent dictator for life

bites you bites you fuck sorry i didn’t mean to bites you sorry i mean bites you sorry i mean bites you

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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Friday, 26-Jan-2024 07:15:43 JST malevolent dictator for life

huh, they added a lot more of them while i was away
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1. Mastodon visibilities: - Public - anyone on and off Mastodon - Low-key public - public with less reach - Followers - Only your followers - Specific people - everyone mentioned in the post - Mastodon Verified - Only your Mastodon Verified followers - Mastodon Gold - Only your Mastodon Gold followers - Mastodon Platinum - Only your Mastodon Platinum followers - Public speaking - anyone on and off Mastodon will be spoken to - High-key public - Public with more reach! Only $4.20/post!
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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Friday, 26-Jan-2024 06:37:25 JST malevolent dictator for life

web browsers are emacs clones
- basically an OS
- eight hundred megabytes and constantly swapping
- you can execute a script in a special language
- extremely zealous users who complain about the other camp(s)
- you can browse the web and check email, just like in emacs

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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jan-2024 07:41:24 JST malevolent dictator for life

just because I'm a professional doesn't make me actually good at something, it just means I've convinced someone to give me money to do it

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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jan-2024 04:21:01 JST malevolent dictator for life
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- kaia
- :suya:
- thegreatape
@thegreatape @kaia @newt the cleanliness thing is also a myth because it's extremely easy to just like, y'know, pull it back when you're in the wash? should be a thing parents teach their kids but apparently they're too dumb for even that

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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Friday, 19-Jan-2024 17:30:52 JST malevolent dictator for life

neofetch? did they make an emoji set for dogs this time?

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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Monday, 15-Jan-2024 16:06:58 JST malevolent dictator for life

systemctl (pronounced system cuddle) (what you execute when there's a cute plural system next to you)

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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jan-2024 10:51:09 JST malevolent dictator for life
- mia
@mia aha that's where it's from

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malevolent dictator for life (astrid@fedi.astrid.tech)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jan-2024 10:51:08 JST malevolent dictator for life
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- malevolent dictator for life
- mia
@mia I suspected that's what it was

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hellthread girl, inventor of skibidi neocat and neocaterpillaropinions obviously do not reflect those of my employer, what the hell were you thinking???when the server is down i am @astrid@woem.space bWFkZSB5YSBsb29rIDpQIEg0c0lBQUFBQUFBQUE4dkp6MUhJVFV4SlZhaE1WTWpKejg5V1NFeFB6TXhUc0FyZ0FnREw4aWFqR2dBQUFBPT0K24e4b3ecb6310d47d38c68da297c5c5bdon't think too hard about these

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