Notices by The Wolf of Wallsocket Street dir. Martin Underscorcese (larsfrommars@toot.garden), page 3

sometimes i forget that in the median voters head "gay" refers to like rupaul and elen degeneres and elton john and not a bunch of girl software engineers with multiple people and/or animals in their brain

whats the mountain need it for. idiot

mom, dad.. i love tofu. also cock

every bar is an axe-throwing bar if you're brave

@lanodan no idea the templates popular

minor with "mdni" in their bio

this is the funniest way i've ever seen someone redact usernames

GRAHHH THE ANCIENT ROMANS WERE NOT QUEER THEY WERE RAPIST PEDERASTS

it's so easy to gaslight robots

becoming increasingly convinced that piracy is an ethical imperative at this point

@expergetech

NO

the digital equivalent of an unmarked grave

i love how easy it apparently is to seize control of a country of 11 million people in this deluded fantasy world. just get some pals together on a friday afternoon bada bing bada boom

considering what happened the last time they colonized haiti i fully support you trying this

fediblock @POTUS@threads.net for impersonating @joebiden

i accidentally zoomed in without realizing it and then left my computer and my mom almost walked into this

you may not like it but this is the ideal fedi instance

the mind of a mastodon.social user is incredible

i've started going out with my bathroom mirror. he's really reflective and i see myself in him a lot