Notices by Mark Dennehy (markdennehy@mastodon.ie)

@Ciaraioch I think winning all the Nobel prizes would be nice too. Oh well.

@Ciaraioch It's like an Advent calendar... with less vent and more Ad :D

@Ciaraioch I think of it more as Bluesky being like Mickey Mouse - lots of money, the people behind it are *really* not the kind of people you'd want to be alone in a room with, and the whole package is very bland and corporate.

And Mastodon is more like Zooble.

@Ciaraioch Oh look! Here comes the rain now...

@Ciaraioch So... you're kindof a big deal, I hear?

@Ciaraioch I think we might need them

@Antiqueight @faduda It says a lot that you can make an entire movie from that ten second scene and have it be a success at the box office...

@husbandpanda @mastohost *weeps in observability at the idea that you just need to ship metrics*

@feditips but how do I get a one column display using the full width of a wide screen?