Notices by Suwul (susul@misskey.heonian.org)

the solution to admins reading your DMs is to set up Quantum Key Distribution following the BB84 algorithm and apply OTP to all your posts

@chjara@akko.wtf what about gnusocial.net?

i wanna be respected by my peers for my skill in some way

@Jain@blob.cat https://www.teeturtle.com/products/purriodic-table
found it on not amazon

@chjara@akko.wtf elon the first person to get an language model from twitter and have it not be racist but nobody appreciates that achievement anymore

@mia@void.rehab god forbid women do anything

image generation models definitely made captchas worse. "Please select all images of one type that appear colder in comparison to other imagеs" wtf do you want from me

What is colder, a cactus or a bed?

making a minecraft modpack, struggling with the question "does using Curseforge make me complicit in genocide?"

i swapped out the oil since that had weird clumps in it

decided to treat myself to some instant ramen, best before 28.01.2022

@Moon@shitposter.club @kaia@brotka.st isnt it like, normal for a foundation to give money to activists in order to further the goals set by the foundation? also there isnt much to track down, considering its in the financial reports

cant say "goodnight" anymore gotta say shit like "me when I become the big eeper"

just saw someone describe "fully electrified gay train socialism" as the precursor to "fully automated luxury gay space communism"

@chjara@akko.wtf it does, but only in slang and some dialects

we should probably federate blocklists aswell, with some consensus forming mechanism. Something like blocks based on distance to you. Every instance gets a block score depending on how many bounces it took to get to your instance.
You have your own blocklist, which has Stratum 0 blocks, which are always enforced. Then you have Stratum 1 blocks, which are blocks on the internal lists of the servers you federate with, which get a score based on an average between your federated servers. Then you have Stratum 2 blocks, which are blocks from instances the instances you federate with federate with and count even less, etc. You set a cutoff for how "close" a block needs to be to apply to your instance.
Combine this with a few sanity checks and it might be decent. Definitely better than everyone importing a blocklist from one "trusted" source and more convenient than everyone having to curate their own blocklist

@kaia@brotka.st tbh, who would have that german flag in their room?

Would you still love me if my body decayed? If moss grew on my ribs? Would you mind watering the fern growing out of my mouth? I can't do it myself. You can keep the blueberries, I don't need them anymore. Just look at the flowers blooming in my joints and smell the air of the forest you are a creature of. Run now, little critter, run to find the rest of your herd. I will stay here. Don't worry, I've had lots of practice staying here. We can meet again and I can show you all the new mushrooms I will grow