Notices by AaronDavid (aarondavid@mastodon.world)

I have to assume David Beckham has had his hair cut in every men's hairdresser's in Britain; they all have a picture of him in their windows. What a fine example of supporting small businesses. Marvellous!

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For the record, I'm not Irish or part Irish, therefore I won't be celebrating St Patrick's day. I'm English and part Welsh. I forgot to celebrate St David's day but I'll make a point of getting completely pissed for St George next month

@feld @vwdasher The only occasions when I've ever pressed 'delete' were 'ctrl alt delete'

@vwdasher "Click on 'start'." "Hey buddy, I'm not Bill Gates."

@fredbrooker He's of absolutely no relevance to me

The stock market is tanking so badly it almost feels like we are being governed by someone who went bankrupt six tim—
Oh wait.

Nine years heartiversary today (and tomorrow). I was fifty and became convinced I wouldn't make it to fifty one. I'm fifty nine and a granddad and I'll be sixty in September. A couple of years ago I'd have said 'I might be sixty' or 'I'll be sixty if I'm lucky'. Now, I will be sixty. #upyoursdeath

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Heinz English mustard is crap. Message ends

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@BeAware 😀 People are dying to give it a go

In 1999 American restaurant chain Hooters held a competition where the employee who makes the most sales will win a Toyota. The lady in the picture below made the most sales but instead of being given a Toyota she was given a Toy Yoda and told the whole thing was an April Fools joke.
She ended up suing the company for fraud and with her winnings she bought a Toyota!

@BeAware As it's gaining popularity (and population), it's getting less 'cosy'. I think that's inevitable. I assume Twitter was quite nice when it started and now it's a right wing cunt fest. I hope that doesn't happen here.

@BeAware I post a lot and if I tried to add alt text to all of them, I'd have to give up sleeping. Besides, I'm a ten thumbed old duffer. If anyone wants to add text to my posts, they're more than welcome

@BeAware Thank you 🙂

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