Notices by Doyce (doyce@dice.camp)

Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables...

So McDonald's is giving away free fries for the rest of the year...

... if you use their mobile app

... and agree to the updated terms and conditions

... which say: if you use this app you waive your right to trial in any class action lawsuits against McDonalds."

We live in the lamest dystopia.

The stuff that got edited out of Snow Crash.

Them: Oxford commas are silly.

Me: *pulls out my phone*