Notices by Sarah (wynkenhimself@glammr.us)

“One million seconds is 12 days. A billion seconds is 31 years.” This formulation is one of the better ones that helps me conceptualize how much more a billion is than a million. Billionaires are horrifying!! No one should be a billionaire, ever.

good morning! I successfully hid from all trick-or-treaters last night, and if that was your goal and you met it, too, 🎉

@kissane my hair pomade and deodorant have the same packaging and color and texture… but yours is way worse, sorry