Notices by Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza), page 3

Jump in after it, Joe. #Monsterdon

That's the politest Godzilla ever. Carefully not stepping on the car-oh. Well. That was a New Yorker, it's probably karmically neutral. #Monsterdon

...mayor what #Monsterdon

At times like these the inner Tokyo-ite in all of us comes out. #Monsterdon

Nick Tatopolous! He's the romantic subplotalous! #Monsterdon

...ah that 90's accurate slur use >_> #Monsterdon

And now a solid thirty seconds of Hank Azaria having what appears to be a brain freeze. #Monsterdon

"Any word from the Mayor's office?"

Yeah, he's giving this movie two thumbs down. #Monsterdon

"Initial attack" pfft, he literally just walked down the street. #Monsterdon

"I saw him on TV twice, that means we're in LOVE!" #Monsterdon

"In what city officials are calling 'Kind of a lame disaster'..." #Monsterdon

"And I for one WELCOME our new dinosaur overlords." #Monsterdon

Yeah, Sinister French has not aged well. #Monsterdon

"I don't know what's going on"

I do, which is unusual for a #Monsterdon movie.

But don't worry, you're not missing anything.

I know what Godzilla needs.

A better script. #Monsterdon

HOPEFUL THEME OF AMERICAN MILITARY INTERVENTION! EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU TO THE APACHE HELICOPTER #Monsterdon

Oh look, new lead actors. #Monsterdon

SCINTILLATING DIALOGUE #Monsterdon

Yeah, make sure you aim the missiles directly at the fish pile. #Monsterdon

I feel like you could cut out the incidental dialogue and reduce the film's runtime by half. #Monsterdon