Notices by Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)

I was gonna make tomato flatbread tonight

got the tomato, got the cheese, got the oil and the seasonings

FORGOT THE FUCKING BREAD

There, I went and got the fucking bread -_-

DELICIOUS TOMATO FLATBREAD FUCK THE POLICE

Bsky's CEO gave an interview where he's like, "We don't want to be the liberal echo chamber" and now people are yelling at him because they're like "SO YOU WANT THE NAZIS HERE" and like

on the one hand please read the interview because that's not what he said

and on the other hand do not trust this man one inch because if he could get that audience he would

I know "waifish young girl with a giant two-handed broadsword" is a reasonably popular #DnD type of character to play, I just think it should be played with less of an eye on "ha ha tiny girl big sword" and with more of an emphasis on the EXTREME ULTRAVIOLENCE that girls in the 7-8-9 age bracket are capable of.

I'm just saying, when an enemy disenchants the Gauntlets of Giant Strength that she uses to heft that forty-pound sword, she should start biting people.

RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/116609875304878745

Movie tonight! #Monsterdon movie tonight!

#movies #cinema #cinemastodon #scifi #horror

Being a millennial has always felt like I'm being told I'm not an adult by old people while they dangle the markers of adulthood over a pit and dare me to jump for it,

but during this administration it ALSO feels like being told I'm not an adult by people wearing diapers and scooting around on a tricycle.

JFK jr riding a clown car around in a circle honking and squeaking while demanding I produce children or he won't take me seriously >_>

RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/116106769197248716

Look at my art <3

#art #mastoart #fediart #mtg #magicthegathering #artist

The year is 1986. I'm watching The Muppet Show. I have no idea who the guest star is or why they're famous.

The year is 2026. I'm watching The Muppet Show. I have no idea who the guest star is or why they're famous.

Happy Great Molasses Flood anniversary! :D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood

Have a glass of blackstrap on me and raise a toast to industrial regulations!

Industrial Regulations: Because They'd Kill You For a Nickel™

Folks we're a little less than half an hour to #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Get your hashtag filter ready if you want to avoid it!

If you wanna join in, this week we're watching GODZILLA (1998), the truly awful American one. Apparently this Godzilla is an irradiated iguana created by the French, so I'm sure this is gonna be a completely normal movie.

The flick's available for free with ads over on Tubi right here: https://tubitv.com/movies/694144/godzilla

Or you can download from Archive.org over here: https://archive.org/details/godzilla.-1998.-uhd.-1080p.-blu-ray.x-264.-dd-5.1

Just hit play at the top of the hour and toot along! See you there! :D

#Movies #Cinema #cinemastodon #Horror #scifi #Godzilla

Five minutes until #Monsterdon! Get your shit together, whether that be a hashtag block or a snack!

💡 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 💡

(where applicable)

#Monsterdon

SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER OPENING!

THEY REALLY THOUGHT THIS SHIT WAS GONNA FLY

#Monsterdon

...The French national anthem plays sinisterly, almost mockingly in the background.

Stuff like this reminds me how easy it was for Americans to get mad at the French after 9/11. #Monsterdon

Yes yes, War Never Changes, can we move on? #Monsterdon

NOOOO, NOT IGUANAOPOLIS #Monsterdon

It's a Godzilla film, of course it starts with a boat. #Monsterdon