Notices by Not James (rephlex00@beige.party)

@Alice

You can concealed carry almost anything. Emotional distress, for example.

I’m fortunate that the only stuff I have issues with is work and love and sex and money and friendship and anxiety and feeling tired all the time.

Kinda crazy that artificial intelligence needs the entire output of a nuclear reactor but actual intelligence can run on Twix bars and cocaine, for example.

I propose that Earth’s prior intelligent life form evolved into cicadas. Their lifestyle is ingenious: sleep for 17 years, wake up, scream continuously, and participate in a massive orgy.

After we’re done with intelligence can we make stupidity artificial too

When vodka’s on a bagel you can have vodka anytime.

I bet having boner problems isn’t that hard.

The reason I’m so awkward on here is cus I imagine all of you are super hot

Unfortunately, Earth is no where near the center of the universe. This rules out a lot of peoples theories about themselves.

Humans are weird because we could have had enough food, water, and healthcare for everyone on the planet but we chose AI customer service agents instead.

You’ve got to fight for your right to party and just about everything else it seems.

When life gives you lemons it’s okay to throw them into an active volcano if you want

Well, it finally happened.

I purchased WinRAR.

Join me in starting a new tradition of dressing up in costume for Christmas! I’m going to be Slutty Santa.

My favorite childhood memory is not having a job.

#Photography

Hold on. They want me to do WHAT with TIME?!

If at first you don’t succeed it’s okay to give up immediately if you want to.

Spooky Door #Photography