Notices by Scarlet (scarlet@queer.af)

woke up over an hour ago and still thinking of the line ‘there is no heterosexual reason to use NixOS’ from my dream

omg, tram christmas tree decoration!!

https://shop.wienerlinien.at/product/1736/show

going to start referring to things as being in cuddle format

"the scarlet in cuddle format"

the existence of direktsaft implies the existence of indirektsaft

today, i choose violence

chess is great because you could just start eating the pieces and commentators will be like "ah, brilliant, this is the snack variant of the hungry opening last seen at the 1969 british championships by grandmaster cheque mate"

movie night with the girls

supermarkets are clearly part of a psychological experiment to see how much of the year the people will accept as christmas

@erincandescent oh this explains why my home timeline has been moving slower than usual for most of this month

i assumed people were just touching grass more!

@lanodan i've historically opened with something more like "what's your favourite anime?" :p

deleting the dating apps to meet someone the old fashioned way: cracking open IRC and meowing in random channels until someone meows back