Notices by Brian Jopek (brianjopek@mastodon.world)

“I thought we were going to have frivolous lawsuits and baseless claims of voter fraud like we always do,” she said. “I no longer recognize my Republican Party.” - Andy Borowitz
#Satire
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/kari-lake-calls-it-totally-unfair?triedRedirect=true&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3F1mSfAS4U_hkE_K9CUEGp-efutt-AVk_bx9HQ17qjHq8bbuBml0dyw_s_aem_xGc8XysdoaAipLp3uz_tgg

Well, I do read banned books

When the dust settles.
#RealityBites
#Dumbasses

It was a hoot.

How to let people know you’re a triggered FUCKIN snowflake without telling them you’re a FUCKIN triggered snowflake.
#Dumbass
#FuckMAGA

Neither have I, come to think of it.

Don’t know how many times over the years I had to remind people the shit didn’t start with sending Jewish people to death camps.

tRumpanzees get butthurt when they’re referred to as garbage.

“Trump’s comments about Cheney—an outspoken ‘never-Trumper’ who has lately campaigned with Kamala Harris—are arguably the most explicit of the various violent threats and insinuations Trump has made on the campaign trail. He has previously promised to deploy the US military against ‘far-left lunatics’ and repeatedly sought to demonize Democratic lawmakers by branding them ‘the enemy within.’” - Caitlin Dewey
https://apple.news/Avs4LvlOWRvSLrG0wiHA19Q

I know Biden has been trying to clarify what it is he said, Lawrence O’Donnell saying on “The Last Word” last night he was referring to what Tony what’s-his-fuck said at MSG the other night. Still, this kinda sums it up, tRumpanzees all triggered and shit because they’ve been referred to as garbage. All I know is if the fucking shoe fits …

A public service announcement from McDonald. Yes, I believe it’s satire but it’s kinda funny. 😁

The car of the day: 1932 Wolseley Hornet Special Sports.
#CarsOfMastodon

Disclaimer for newbies and maybe I should pin this motherfucker to my profile: don’t come on here trying to sell me cryptocurrency crap. I am NOT interested. 😎

A autumn morning in Patten, Maine. Photo by Shawn Duren.
#Maine
#Autumn
#Bullwinkle

Twas a long, productive day at work. I like that when that happens. 😁

Boo hoo, Donnie. Cartoon by Rob DenBleyker.
#CyanideAndHappiness
#ConceptsOfAPlan

Burn!

Good luck with that! BHAHAHAHAHAHA
#HarrisWalz2024

Bingo.

I got nothin.’

“It doesn't work that way, bud.” - Sweet Meteor of Death 2024