Notices by fungible thadius (fungible_thadius@masto.ai)

What you post can have consequences

Doing your chores little by little throughout the week: ❌

Saving all your chores for one day, so that it all piles up and is overwhelming and you don’t know where to start and you stare off into the void of online streaming menus and you leave your body and you get hardly anything done: ✅

Anytime someone tells me “Take care of your body, you only have one” I quietly exhale a sigh of relief, confidently knowing they haven’t looked in my chest freezer.

Calling all my investments “your mom” because all they do is go down.

@Crystal_Fish_Caves @staringatclouds @the_etrain @ceartas
Toad the Wet Sprocket is a band name

I’ll Toad your Wet Sprocket.

Count Dooku? More like Count DOODOO! Amirite!?

It was an OK country while it lasted 👋🫡

Achieving immortality by slowly replacing my cells with microplastics and forever chemicals.

elon adding new twitter “features”: