Notices by Xenofact (he/him):jrbd: (revxenofact@dobbs.town)

"Bob" can be changed but does not change. He is ever new but the same.

"Bob" is the one thing you can rely on - you can rely on him to be "Bob."

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Remember, "Bob" filters out the destructive forces of Un-gods like JHVH-1, converting them to useful Sales Particles so they can enter the Planetary Exobrain to turn into Prophetic Investments!

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If the world seems worse that's because it USED to be The Conspiracy was often run by rogue SubGenii. They had enough imagination to sometimes understand reality.

But as the built armies of Pinks and Nornals the inevitable happened - they took over! The Conspiracy is run by a bunch of Mental Hapsburgs.

Masculinity has too many rules. Like Waterfall project management.

My gender is now Agile.

I've been reading books that are excerpts from the voluminous Huinanze: "Tao, The Great Luminant" and "The Tao of Politics."

And man, seeing a 2500 year old book have warnings about how greed, wars, poor choices, economic fuckery, grandiosity, etc. destroy everything is pretty relevant right now.

The False Sun IS a threat, activated by the Earth-Mars switch. This map will help you understand.

Update your theology accordingly.

There's so many plane crashes since the attacks on DEI that I refuse to fly on any plane piloted by a straight white guy. It's not safe.

I'm glad we can now dispose of the idea that Silicon Valley leadership is some group of genius visionaries, as opposed to VC-sucking hype men riding the success of others.

We SubGenii naturally hate the Normals, the Pinks. One reason why?

They hate each OTHER. Pinks will turn on each other for skin color, accents, gender, sexual preference, dress code, and any infinite number of differences real AND imagined. Pinks will literally try to exterminate each other rather than get along.

We just decide to honor their desire to hate each other by hating all of them.

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We have to get to X-day, then 2178 for Omicron Epsilon.

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@mattblaze I've been the only white guy in the room. It often feels decisions are better

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Everyone is a story. Everyone is a tale.

What's your story? What do you choose to write?

"Bob" is an example. He's in books, he's in songs, his tale is all over.

Be like "Bob"

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Look right now people caught up in the wildfires need help. Do what you can.

"Bob" would. "Bob" wants slack for everyone.

Give slack, get slack.

It's weird reading 3000 year old Taoist writings that are basically "stop shitting where you eat" and "excessive military crap fucks everything up for everyone" and like, yeah, I relate 3000 year old dude.

@roadriverrail @xankarn @breadandcircuses get the Red Pine copy, worth the money ;)

@roadriverrail @xankarn @breadandcircuses as it also mentions how hunting and such distracts you, I took at as being about distraction.