Notices by nasser (nasser@friend.camp)

it seems that the law and order crowd is now checks notes pro crime

@cemerick a group that is protected and not bound, and a group that is bound and not protected...

hire me and my coop to "make the next tiktok" or whatever

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DAYS SINCE LISTENING TO ARABIC MUSIC AND BURSTING INTO TEARS

city: dont throw away batteries!
me: ok
city: its not safe!!
me: ok
city: take them to our hazardous waste disposal events instead!!!
me: ok
city: they happen once a year
me: what
city: yeah for like three hours lmfao dont blink bitch

a tv show that's just people screaming

ai generated code is not good. I don't think it will ever be good because there's more to building a software system than auto complete.

but it doesn't have to be good to be a threat. capitalism does not optimize for good, it optimizes for profit, and what's profitable and what's actually good often don't overlap. mass produced fast food is strictly worse than other kinds of food, but fast food corporations are multi billion dollar operations.

gonna make a music programming language that is statically typed just so i can tell people its sound

I'm sorry I refuse to believe that England is a real place

ok here's an idea for a new law: if you email someone a payment link and the url does not resolve the thing is free

healthcare provider email: your bill is due, click this link to pay
me, a very adhd nerd who needs to act on things as soon as i see them lest they fall through the cracks: ah, i should act on this as soon as i see it lest it fall through the cracks! *clicks*
healthcare provider website: *does not resolve*

love how fancy british people have wifi passwords after their names

ny facorite part about america is how the government has one thousand websites and none of the mwork

"if I had asked people what they wanted they would have said faster horses" yeah dude but faster horses wouldn't have killed the planet so! idk man!!!!

eg

theres no shortage of things wrong with the american tax system but somethings that bugs me to no end is how un-general it is as a system. there's no principles, no abstractions, nothing. state and federal legislators thought of like 38 different ways you might make money, and if you fall into one of those 38 you might be ok but if you did anything even slightly beyond the imagination of the most mediocre powerhungry moneyperverts of the last century youre in undefined territory

at the part where they ask have you ever been to yonkers? how many days did you spend in yonkers? hey asshole im talking to you have you been fishing in yonkers? i swear to fucking god if we find out youve been to yonkers we will fucking end you

hey asshole im not fucking done with you i swear to fuckin god if we hear you even fuggin googled yonkers we will kick ya nuts so hard they come out ya fuggin mouth like a pez candy ya hear me ya fuggin jabroni

need to do taxes
log into accountants' secure document portal
try look at pdf
computer say no
try again look at pdf
computer say very no
open console
wasm-compiled pdf library is crashing in browser, preventing look at pdf
browser can render pdf natively
why
why for fuck sake
why

the same people who reject imagining a world without hierarchies and capital as fantastical thinking believe that if you write a bunch of scripts in python 3.7 and they are really good scripts then they will become sentient, sure