Notices by ↑ TIM (nasser@friend.camp)

batman finishes

peace and love to all of gods creatures except the money perverts that thought of adding a "make an account" flow to online qr code generators

I'm going to start the center for decentralization

got prometheus

me, implementing a programming language: there should obviously just be a "number" type
me, using a programming language: what the fuck why is there just a "number" type??

new yorkers love being checked in on in this crazy city! the next time you're on a crowded sidewalk or subway be a good neighbor: tap your nearest stranger on the shoulder and ask "you good?"

they may not answer! new workers can be shy! keep asking them until they respond, they'll appreciate it!

what the fuck would the cross platform mobile application of the parliament of the republic of lebanon even be

the official .gov.lb website of the lebanese parliament has a pair of "download our app" buttons at the bottom of the page that go nowhere

https://www.lp.gov.lb/

killed chronos got his fucking ass

sorry your social security number must include at least one one number, one upper case letter, and one special character

(no not really, storing the message should be the responsibility of the sender not the recipient, this alone would make spam unworkable in an instant, but the brain geniuses that designed the protocol went to great pains to make it literally pantomime the physical post service without understanding how different computers were to the real world and now we all live in hell)

sorry but it should cost $1 to send an email

music artist whose name is just a sha1 hash that they never explain or address

fonts all have names like Crevice, Overage, Crampson, Erstwhile Pro, FF Klevin, Inconsolable

medical students, the moment they decide to specialize in dentistry: I have chosen... the tooth

everything that is legally mandated by the government and provided exclusively by for-profit corporations is a wealth extraction racket

thats me in the corner
thats me in the cor-ner
standing in the corner 🎵

excited to announce my latest video game: it's called "use the web in any capacity in the year 2025" it's a bullet hell

it was very confusing to me as a neurodivergent non-american born after the 70s to learn that there was a band called the Rolling Stones and a music magazine called Rolling Stone and they weren't like the same thing