Notices by nasser (nasser@friend.camp)

remember how for years unity said you can program it using "JavaScript" and the language it included was not "JavaScript" not even a little bit and we let them get away with it lmfao

incredible farce that the whole world runs on php and python. its like if jet engines were fundamentally made out of playdough because thats just the way it is

oh my thing does not work because i am trying to invoke a script from a slightly different folder than usual? right i forgot that this is a garbagetoy for megababies not an engineering tool my bad

different strokes for different strokes and your journey is valid and i love you but there is only one opinion in computing that is actually wrong and that is: that python is good

i keep imagining a modern beginner coder writing a "random number generator" that just asks chatgpt for a random number and it makes me sad

it seems that the law and order crowd is now checks notes pro crime

@cemerick a group that is protected and not bound, and a group that is bound and not protected...

hire me and my coop to "make the next tiktok" or whatever

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DAYS SINCE LISTENING TO ARABIC MUSIC AND BURSTING INTO TEARS

city: dont throw away batteries!
me: ok
city: its not safe!!
me: ok
city: take them to our hazardous waste disposal events instead!!!
me: ok
city: they happen once a year
me: what
city: yeah for like three hours lmfao dont blink bitch

a tv show that's just people screaming

ai generated code is not good. I don't think it will ever be good because there's more to building a software system than auto complete.

but it doesn't have to be good to be a threat. capitalism does not optimize for good, it optimizes for profit, and what's profitable and what's actually good often don't overlap. mass produced fast food is strictly worse than other kinds of food, but fast food corporations are multi billion dollar operations.

gonna make a music programming language that is statically typed just so i can tell people its sound

I'm sorry I refuse to believe that England is a real place

ok here's an idea for a new law: if you email someone a payment link and the url does not resolve the thing is free

healthcare provider email: your bill is due, click this link to pay
me, a very adhd nerd who needs to act on things as soon as i see them lest they fall through the cracks: ah, i should act on this as soon as i see it lest it fall through the cracks! *clicks*
healthcare provider website: *does not resolve*

love how fancy british people have wifi passwords after their names

ny facorite part about america is how the government has one thousand websites and none of the mwork

"if I had asked people what they wanted they would have said faster horses" yeah dude but faster horses wouldn't have killed the planet so! idk man!!!!

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