Notices by 🍃💻🌨️ (evanpeterjones@mstdn.social)

Watching the Final Destination series before Bloodlines. I did not enjoy this series when I was younger but it's hitting different rn? I do not remember it being so funny 😂

(9/10) Final Destination (classic)
(7/10) Final Destination 2 (much less serious, still fun)
(9/10) Final Destination 3 (would die for Mary Elizabeth Winstead)
(3/10) The Final Destination (wtf happened here omg. Acting👎 vfx are 🌽 y af)

David R Ellis should not be let anywhere near this series again.

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They had the black guy try and hang himself in the 4th one??? Are you fucking kidding me??? Did nobody think through how that looks??? Was nobody on set when they filmed that? incredible

God everything about the 4th one is so bad.

The end has a weirdly toxic joke about a straight guy drinking a coffee with sprinkles. The deaths are uncreative and exclusively designed for the 3D movie-watching experience. And most unforgivably, there's no creepy thematic pop song that's misinterpreted as a harbinger of death which also returns for the outro.

There's almost nothing redeeming about this movie except that Nick is absurdly cute and I wish I looked that good in jeans.

Already the 5th is like miles ahead of the 4th. I actually care about these characters and they feel real. Baby we're back!!!

#NowWatching Final Destination 5
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@LRRRonEarth Lieberman wasn't that bad though!

@BethanyBlack what's his handle? I'm curious

Apple's announcing a bunch of new tech today, but I can't stop wishing they'd finally announce an #Apple E-Bike--not because I could ever afford one, but because it would get a bunch of rich people cycling so cities might actually start building bike lanes. #cycling #urbanism

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-10-11/what-if-apple-made-an-e-bike?leadSource=uverify%20wall