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@Djeep so if I say I'm a woman, the torroidal fields in my voice will make it so, correct?

@Djeep well, best case scenario is the canned food had flavor to begin with, and then yes, that flavor would be in the water. In any case, you still paid for the salt, might as well eat it.

@Djeep why would you drain the water? it contains all the antioxidants...

@PinochetsCommieCopter Using the racial slur because his skin is melanated! Genius! How did you even come up with that?

@Pidgeycat

@Pidgeycat

@Sophistifunk @awhitemike Attention all average Joes, Josephs, Guiseppes and Josés:
I will host it for you, so you don't have to. It's safe and effective.

@augustus In 1973, he had sex with the moon and became Larks' Tongues in Aspic, King Crimson

Best reason to ban an entire Mastodon instance?

I bet my brotha @boobury can relate

97% of scientists agree with this