Notices by Josh (stumblewyk@jawns.club)

@ATLeagle Fair, but I'd argue he was highly punchable even before the work.

Serious question: Has ever a man been born with a more inherently punchable face than Matt Gaetz? I submit that there has not.

#USPOL

@ATLeagle I devoured these things.

Big props to my Aunt Dorie buying me like 6 of these books for my 10th birthday and absolutely hooking my brain on the concept of a fantasy story I could *play*.

#ttrpg #fantasy #books

Jalen Hurts Crippling INT in the Endzone Special™️

#NFL @nfl

@mcneely

@mcneely Yeah, I'm 100 points down before I even have a single player take the field this weekend. 😭

Hahahahahaha my fantasy football opponent this week had both Lamar Jackson and Ja'Marr Chase.

I hate this game.

#FantasyFootball #NFL @nfl

Let sleeping dogs blep. @dogsofmastodon

#DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon

Kick the fucking ball, ok, Nick? Just kick the fucking ball. #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly

Jesus Christ, they're setting ballot drop boxes on fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgWL-9UAqj8

More like Jalen Farts, amirite? High five!

#GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly

@mcneely @hockey Michkov is gonna be so much fun to watch. The Flyers with a true goal scorer, whodathunkit?

@ATLeagle see, I'm afraid that defensive coordinators have adjusted to the RPO (as have referees, hence all the ineligible man down field penalties against the Eagles this season) and Hurts can't do the alternative. It's not a good mix.

@ATLeagle exactly

@ATLeagle Like, ok, he improved against the blitz. Sure. But he still fails basic QB competency tests.

I held onto my belief that Wentz was going to become That Dude again for far too long. Not making the same mistake twice, when every bit of evidence is screaming "Hurts is Wentz 2.0" at me. 😟

#GoBirds? #FlyEaglesFly?

I hate that I'm an Eagles fan. This team is effing allergic to prolonged competence.

@nfl #NFL

Dallas getting boat raced two weeks in a row gives me life. #NFL @nfl

Zero chance Hurts doesn't kill us all with an absolutely soul crushing turnover on this drive.

#NFL #GoBirds #Eagles