Notices by Josh (stumblewyk@jawns.club)

Gonna hafta take Jake Elliott out behind the shed like Old Yeller after this season.

Me, an Eagles fan, watching this offense all season:

At this point, fuck it, I don't care who is responsible (or who you want to blame) for the Eagles offense being so pedestrian, boring, and predictable. Everyone involved has only one job: figure out how to maximize what they have to the best offensive capability. And no one seems to be able to do that.

Nope, fuck it, changed my mind - bench Hurts. This half of football has RUINED me.

An Eagles fan? Me? No, never.

WHY DID SIRIANNI CALL A TIMEOUT? ALL HE DID WAS GIVE THE COWBOYS A CHANCE TO GET CLOSER FOR THE FG AND INJURE ANDREW MAKUBA

ARGLEBARGLERARGLEFUCK

The Eagles offense once they get a lead

#Eagles #GoBirds

I fucking hate Kevin Patullo and hope he gets incurable diarrhea.

#Eagles #GoBirds

Sirianni might outright murder one of these officials before this game is over. Just tear one of their larynxs out with his bare hands in a bloody fit of rage, and I am here for it.

This game is 1,000,000,000% going to end in the most annoying/infuriating way possible and we all know it.

Never forget that the Packers once employed a RB who shit in someone's closet.

This game is dumb

@ATLeagle I can't even get 6ABC. I get all the other Philly stations OTA but that one, no matter what I do.

I would like to thank YoutubeTV for forcing me to watch this game through the NFL app on my smart TV due to their inability to get their billion dollar company to come to terms with another billion dollar company, making me even more behind the live broadcast than normal.

Oh yeah, and WPVI has the weakest effing HD OTA antenna humanly possible apparently.

Uh, about Skattebo. Yikes, shit, damn. Ow.

Eagles are 100% losing this game.

Time for Kelee to get thoroughly burnt

@ATLeagle Sirianni teams are only allowed to be enjoyable every other season, I guess.

So, uh, the Eagles are pretty bad at this football thing, huh?

Why does the evil, mean-spirited Kevin Patullo hate the beautiful, wonderful AJ Brown? Many people are asking this.