Notices by Shannon Prickett (binder@petrous.vislae.town)

Not sure how to feel about the kitten sniffing each of my fingertips before running off to give the business to a scratching post.

When the pilot & copilot aren’t speaking but both of them silently agree that the passengers are awful.

I’m so old that I remember when OmniConsumerProducts was just a magazine named Omni.

Randomly picking up heavy objects & moving them around since I don't need to do any work today.

Likewise, there is no ethical capital under consumptionism.

Did KDE improve or did I just get tired of caring about the ways it works against my will?

Contemporaneous.

Sorry, Prince, I can only support an SLA of two 9s worth of partying.

Less AI Overview, more AI Overwatch.

Feel free to use me as your low skilled ux persona.

“Could a Shannon navigate this interface?”

“We should add particle effects to this navigational transition, Shannons love particle effects.”

“By simplifying the menu, we made this product accessible to Shannon, even if they were not already a customer”

“Lazy people who refuse to work”? Do you mean rich people?

Needs must. #KerbalSpaceProgram

Thank science Linux is finally open source.

In an anticapitalist economy, if you’re not getting richer, they put your boss on a Personal Improvement Plan.

Cutting costs by treating my hair w/ leave-in conditioner once & just never taking it out.

The Mythical Man Moth: essays on cryptid engineering.

When a person gets stronger by assisting unhoused people, that’s waif training.

Okay hear me out.

Full plate armor bridal gowns.

"God! Why the fuck is everyone on the Fediverse so WEIRD?"

Shut up. It's a feature. It is the best feature.

A dude just told me that he's been playing video games "since the beginning".

When was that, I ask, because I've known some OG gamers in my life.

Warcraft III. The first video game.