Notices by Shannon Prickett (binder@petrous.vislae.town)

Being fancy in a Texas way is AustinTatious.

> The AI Doc: Or How I Became an Apocaloptimist is a hand-made, eye-opening documentary about the most powerful technology humanity has ever created... and what’s at stake if we get it wrong.

... siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

My concerns about time change is how paltry our imagination is. If we’re shifting time en masse, let’s have fun w/ it. Let’s try out a 15 hour fast day, a 44 minute hour, a three day week.

A class settlement is when the bourgeoisie limit their political power to clicking online petitions.

Virtue signaling is when your compiler warns you that your function call has been deprecated for 23 years.

> How Atlassian cut PR cycle time by 45% with AI code reviews

I am imbued w/ extraordinary peace of mind to know that Atlassian is half-assing PRs.

“Your days are numbered!”

Yea thanks, I’ve seen calendars before.

The hell where bagpipes are a mariachi instrument & the band only knows Rush songs.

Aww man, why doesn’t my house have a signature yam blend?

I actually agree that AI has changed the world; the world is indisputably worse for it.

I agree that even if it doesn’t get any better, it will continue to change the world; again, for the worse.

I further believe that if AI gets better, it will change the world, even more dramatically, for the catastrophically worse.

Y’all want more ways to enrich the already rich & impoverish the already destitute; who am I to say no?

> Ready for ad-free music listening again?

Sure am, Spotify. Behold my extensive collection of CDs.

Masking inside because I’ve got a disorder called wanting to live.

Follow the instructions? Well, I’ll try anything once.

I’m going to be doing a pseudo #WrongFrogs today, live tooting a different production at the same time that #Monsterdon is doing their thing. I’m expecting it to be indistinguishable from my customary nonsense.

This is a good example of how lighting can convey meaning.

& we're rolling.

They got a whole red oni / blue oni thing going on here.

AB/DC rocking the strings.

They've independently invented square dancing.

Such subtle puppetry.