Notices by Shannon Prickett (binder@petrous.vislae.town)

The primary purpose of the Electoral College is to facilitate a peaceful transfer of power to fascism, even if Americans don’t want that.

I will never say F when I mean Fuck because I commit to the bit.

The existence of death metal implies, certainly, tax metal.

Weird how The Atlantic thinks people shouldn’t cancel subscriptions just because the owners are pro-fascism. Huh. Wonder why.

Coworker told me they’ve been playing D&D w/ friends on Discord.

I asked which edition, to be polite.

“There’s multiple editions?!”

It’s not that I don’t want to donate to Democratic campaigns, it’s just that w/o a supermajority, I can’t actually do the things which I really want to. It’s so so important to be realistic about this.

If you say “since the covid pandemic” & your v next word is not “began”? You’re part of the problem. It’s not fucking over. Not by a long shot.

Kind of weird how we never ask HOW Scooby-Doo is.

The kitten stands next to me for the same reason that I stand next to the coffee maker; even if it’s not useful to me currently, it will be soon.

Finally spotted some people wearing masks in the Midwest so naturally they moved away from me because if I’m masking, I must be contagious.

I’m willing to take your word for it, calling out hypocrisy by reiterating the hypocrisy isn’t needed.

When they go low, we go left.

“Weird, but not, like, in a fascist way”

Everybody in a UBI study could spend it all on drugs & I would still support UBI.

Stop asking virtue of the poor which you don’t of the rich.

I am the Doctor Who knocks.

Why say ‘anti-woke’ when ‘fascist’ is one letter more concise

> Welcome to your summer Home Energy Report Video

Really? That was the best use of energy you could think of, PG&E? Spending h/e many watts of power on having algorithms generate this cutesy scolding video?

If 10 kilohours of constant study & practice made one an expert in a field of motivated interest, every baby who lives a year & two months would make expert life choices from there on out.

Y’all got skunked (non-furry sense) when you let Gladwell call that dreck “non-fiction”.

Your Top stuffing you w/ fatty proteins & nary a carbohydrate?

Congratulations. You’re about to get keto-bred.

Haven’t really enjoyed the taste of Gatorade since they had to stop putting alligators in it.