Notices by Shannon Prickett (binder@petrous.vislae.town)

Sorry, Prince, I can only support an SLA of two 9s worth of partying.

Less AI Overview, more AI Overwatch.

Feel free to use me as your low skilled ux persona.

“Could a Shannon navigate this interface?”

“We should add particle effects to this navigational transition, Shannons love particle effects.”

“By simplifying the menu, we made this product accessible to Shannon, even if they were not already a customer”

“Lazy people who refuse to work”? Do you mean rich people?

Needs must. #KerbalSpaceProgram

Thank science Linux is finally open source.

In an anticapitalist economy, if you’re not getting richer, they put your boss on a Personal Improvement Plan.

Cutting costs by treating my hair w/ leave-in conditioner once & just never taking it out.

The Mythical Man Moth: essays on cryptid engineering.

When a person gets stronger by assisting unhoused people, that’s waif training.

Okay hear me out.

Full plate armor bridal gowns.

"God! Why the fuck is everyone on the Fediverse so WEIRD?"

Shut up. It's a feature. It is the best feature.

A dude just told me that he's been playing video games "since the beginning".

When was that, I ask, because I've known some OG gamers in my life.

Warcraft III. The first video game.

A Religious Studies degree from listens to jazz university.

A Kevin Smith movie named Darma which includes a Buddy Satva merchandising icon.

An ad nauseam is a commercial for the rotating exhibition of all the disgusting things which you’ve ever done.

There’s no AI in ‘team’.

But there is in ‘failure’.

Meetings are the unskippable cutscenes of immersive employment simulators.

A game of cat & mouse is when one can't decide if they prefer CLI or GUI.

BallotProof software.