Notices by Shannon Prickett (binder@petrous.vislae.town)

An ad nauseam is a commercial for the rotating exhibition of all the disgusting things which you’ve ever done.

There’s no AI in ‘team’.

But there is in ‘failure’.

Meetings are the unskippable cutscenes of immersive employment simulators.

A game of cat & mouse is when one can't decide if they prefer CLI or GUI.

BallotProof software.

Ugh another invasive species

Software as a Disservice.

mfw you screenshot a meme from the Fediverse which HAD AltText to re-share it back to the Fediverse, W/O AltText

Where was this brilliant idea back when the Monster Manual came w/ 3 holes in each page? I’d call this gatefold if it was both sides but so far I’m only seeing a fold out from one page. It works pretty great.

Should have picked up a pallet of sympathy cards at Costco, the way this year is going.

Call me husky, the way I’m hollow inside.

Sous vibe cooking is when you believe the LLM about food safety.

Passively brewing coffee by getting v angry before chewing on beans.

Any room can be a Panic Room if you’re feeling it.

An antisocial network named Threats.

Zack Snyder Still Salty Studio Overruled His Vision of Giving Superman Two Guns to Fire.

Both Desert Eagles, ofc.

Donkey Kong Inspected Mail is an extension of DNS used to prevent distribution of bananas over email.

A mango lassi is an orange dog.

It got the name "Petaluma" because there are over one quadrillion weavers living there.

The reason that some people imagined that Trump would never do the things which he ran on is because the Democratic Party has always done things that way.

The reason that some people are imagining that the Fascism will end in 4 years is because the Democratic Party has always done things that way.