Notices by Shannon Prickett (binder@petrous.vislae.town)

Passively brewing coffee by getting v angry before chewing on beans.

Any room can be a Panic Room if you’re feeling it.

An antisocial network named Threats.

Zack Snyder Still Salty Studio Overruled His Vision of Giving Superman Two Guns to Fire.

Both Desert Eagles, ofc.

Donkey Kong Inspected Mail is an extension of DNS used to prevent distribution of bananas over email.

A mango lassi is an orange dog.

It got the name "Petaluma" because there are over one quadrillion weavers living there.

The reason that some people imagined that Trump would never do the things which he ran on is because the Democratic Party has always done things that way.

The reason that some people are imagining that the Fascism will end in 4 years is because the Democratic Party has always done things that way.

TIL that remaining in a Zoom meeting constitutes agreement to give all data & metadata from the meeting to Zoom’s ,,AI Companion,, so it might be useful to know that alt-Q on Windows & option-command-escape on w/e that OS is are pretty quick ways to express disagreement.

Imagining what we could achieve if the people working so hard to make sense out of LLM output applied that generosity to understanding actual people.

Brexit? Do you mean the Great British Break Off?

That the iPhone FaceID unlocked when the kitten sat on it reinforces my belief that I look like an asshole

When I say that we could learn a lot from cats, I specifically mean that humans need to find a benevolent species to attach ourselves to in a parallel symbiotic relationship where I get to sleep all day & someone else frets about my comfort & safety.

It used to be much more important to keep Christ in one’s heart when there wasn’t enough storage space to put their woolens elsewhere & Jesus still had that strong cedar scent. Now you can just rent a personal storage locker.

Hell yea I edit my shitposts for clarity & concision. I’m an artistan.

“What learnings from your performance this year will you use to improve your performance next year?”

It’s better to say nothing & be thought a fool than to speak up & be overruled by a greater fool.

Vikings are not good at emacs.

Buddy, if I wanted to see your x dot com hotseshit, I’d be logging in to x dot com. You got to let that shit go.

My primary care provider is Rug Doctor.

A being who hates spontaneous intercourse is PlanSexual.