Notices by Shannon Prickett (binder@petrous.vislae.town), page 2

The first day that you meet a new friend, find out who their most obnoxious friend is & beat that person up to seize the title.

I don’t do foreplay because you had your whole life before you met me to get in the mood. Let’s gooooo

Men will literally burn down a rainforest to avoid giving an artist $20 to draw an image.

America’s classiest former president, Jimmy Cartier.

Linux doesn’t need to change to win the desktop wars. It just needs to hold steady while Windows shits itself to death trying to swallow AI.

I get so tired of telling people “no” at work that I sometimes change it up to “yes, absolutely not” to give them momentary false hope.

Against the Storm is a Financial Domination dating sim.

Another day, another Chrome build forcibly installed while I’m in the midst of working. Third this week. I’m guessing AI integration is going great.

They're called HR Departments because they provide Harm Reduction for corporations.

PS: you're the harm they're mitigating. Good luck.

There are no Republican politicians in America; only temporarily deplatformed fascists.

Achievement unlocked: meditated so hard that I missed a meeting.

idgaf about the Mile High Club; wake me when we've got high speed passenger submarines. I'm yearning for the Fathom Below Club membership card.

API stands for Angry Person Interface, that's why computer touchers so often get worked up about them.

Not once in my life have I been able to make a person from Massachusetts happy & I’m okay w/ that.

Some people are French philosophers w/o even knowing that they’re philosophers. Or French.

Why wear your heart on your sleeve when you could have your heart set in a nice gemstone display on a wicked set of brass knuckles?

If you’re bored on the Fediverse, you need to follow more accounts.

If you’re angry on the Fediverse, you need to follow fewer accounts.

If you’re bored And angry on the Fediverse, you need to redistribute the hoarded wealth of oligarchs to the v poorest.

I don’t make the rules

Strings of ":wqq:q!ZZ:wq" are called Letters to the Editor.

A man of monotonically increasing sorrow.

Happy Buy Nothing Day to those who celebrate.