Notices by CrazyMyra (outonthemoors@beige.party), page 3

Lots of lessons for the US from France today, the most important being what the voters really said:
"We're not happy with [the president] either, but we're not going to let the Right steal the country through our apathy."

Hope my American followers have a banger of a day

All we are saying is give piece a chance

AI was all so predictable - even 40 years ago

Sometimes I absolutely hate being Cassandra.

For the record, I currently have only one label on my Bluesky account. It's "Bluesky elder" - given merely because mine was one of the first 500k accounts on the site.
Most of the labels really are this daft.

You could defeat the North Korean high command with a strong magnet

After AI took his job as an online assistant, Mr Clippy was obliged to seek work in other sectors

Come to Jesus

It's weird how many people, including some Americans, think the US motto has always been "In God We Trust".
It was "E Pluribus Unum (Out of many, one)". The god-botherer stuff appeared on money only in the mid-50s. Blame Ike.

Good to see Mastodon still doesn't get sarcasm.

@TheBreadmonkey Imagine if his talent had manifested in anything other than screwing up.

LinkedIn is the perfect example of techbros' "invisible vampire" business methods.
The site will heckle you, the user, until you indicate your field of employment, then you'll be spammed with job offers - a few of them even vaguely relevant.
Whether you're interested in finding a different job or not.
Like for any spammers, they don't need many takers for it to be cost-effective.
It's these companies in recruitment advertising - not the job providers or jobseekers - that fill LinkedIn's coffers.

This is what the internet promised us

When you catch someone's eye but you don't want to appear too eager

#OldMemesNeverDie

Pinning this link, because this nonsense will never die as long as there's ethnocentric US mansplainers and Musk fanbois alive.
(Just to add to the timeline - as we now "know" the year - Errol had already retired as a fabulously wealthy man before any of this shit allegedly happened.)

https://mastodon.social/@CrazyMyra/110214394012436873

In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.

When the kids have moved out but they still use your house as a storage locker

Quite amazing how completely techbros can fuck up without really trying.
Take BlueSky's new labelling system, released late last month. It allows users to create labels for accounts and individual posts.
So you can warn your pals/subscribers about, for example, transphobic accounts or content.
Sounds good, right?
There's two little catches.
Anyone with a few tech skills can set up a labeller. So the transphobes can target trans people, too. And if you feel you've been mislabelled, you have to subscribe to the labelling account to even report it.
But the real lulu is that you can't block a labeller from seeing - and labelling - your account or your posts. A block merely means YOU can't see them on BlueSky.
Way to go to open a whole new harassment vector, dipshits.