Notices by Ninji (ninji@wuffs.org)

I keep notification summaries on purely because it generates the most unhinged text based on my own posts

HOT TAKE: Many of the things we call “drive-thrus” should actually be referred to as “drive-bys”. Please find my scientific evidence attached. Thank you for your understanding

me: i would like to see more dogs when i’m out and about. it really brightens up my day

the universe: say no more chief

If you want the most spiffing performance from your :java: Java™ programmes, then you must think about the rubbish collector’s behaviour 🇬🇧

Here are some signs I’ve seen behind fast food counters recently, for other weirdos like me who also enjoy seeing the processes

estate agents will walk into the world's tiniest bathroom and photograph it like this

who called it an AI girlfriend and not “slop! in the name of love”

just saw an ad for a soft drink that said “same incredible taste, fruity new look” and that’s basically how i felt after i finally got my hair dyed blue

Back from ScotiaCon and I’ve declared bankruptcy on my timeline (which I normally try to read all of) — if you made a particularly good toot over the past few days, please let me know so I can see it

The name “JPEG XL” implies the existence of other next-generation file formats such as:
• Big PDF
• MP3 Pro Max
• SVG Deluxe
• 7Zip 7Furious
• DOCX-treme
• GIF Supreme

"consumers aren't buying based on AI” is demonstrably untrue, because i am a consumer, and i buy based on AI. i see a product uses AI and i choose something else

saving up all my DNS requests so i can send them right after midnight. they’re going to be my new year’s resolutions

What would you do if you saw this dog on the S-Bahn?

[A] Look respectfully
[B] Offer him a treat
[C] Tug his harness
[D] Invite him to your pyramid scheme
[E] Other (please specify)

(Sadly I’m not in Hamburg this week, but since everyone is, I thought it’d be fun to share this throwback from EF)

call me a TLS certificate because I'm in constant need of validation

Getting massive Sim Tower vibes from these lifesize silhouettes of commuters at Espanya station

shocked by our landlord’s complete lack of festive spirit. we are right in the middle of black friday week and they haven’t even offered us a 30% discount on our rent.

how can you call yourself a capitalist while refusing to celebrate the most important capitalist holiday?????

Reluctantly flipping myself back from “Released” to “Normal” as Monday approaches

reluctantly installing Internet Explorer in preparation for No Netscape November

got to meet some VLC cosplayers in the south side of Glasgow today!!

I made this table comparing WeWork and my local gay sauna. I hope somebody finds this useful