i love going to IKEA and experiencing swedish traditions… like fika, köttbullar, and the systemd emergency mode
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Ninji :yeah: (ninji@wuffs.org)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2024 20:40:29 JST Ninji :yeah: -
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Ninji :yeah: (ninji@wuffs.org)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2024 00:29:37 JST Ninji :yeah: my new burger restaurant concept is inspired by modern software. the options for mayo are "yes" and "maybe later", and if you pick maybe later, the chef stands at your table with a squeezy bottle, threatening to add mayo to your burger when you least expect it
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Ninji :yeah: (ninji@wuffs.org)'s status on Monday, 01-Apr-2024 01:24:46 JST Ninji :yeah: if your man:
• shows up out of nowhere at the perfect time
• adds mysteriously unused files to your test suite
• disables security measures on your behalfthen he’s not your man, he’s an advanced threat actor
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Ninji :yeah: (ninji@wuffs.org)'s status on Saturday, 30-Mar-2024 22:45:56 JST Ninji :yeah: @jk imagine telling a computer user from 2002 that a $100 phone has a higher screen resolution than any laptop they can buy, but it only displays four email subjects at once
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Ninji :yeah: (ninji@wuffs.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jan-2024 21:28:46 JST Ninji :yeah: Inhaling the Unity asbestos so I can become a better game dev
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Ninji :yeah: (ninji@wuffs.org)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2024 23:45:10 JST Ninji :yeah: Cursed technology: This A380’s in-flight entertainment system lets you plug in your own device with RCA outputs
Even more cursed: Someone apparently managed to rip out one of the connectors
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Ninji :yeah: (ninji@wuffs.org)'s status on Saturday, 09-Dec-2023 07:33:48 JST Ninji :yeah: I pressed the “Get Receipt” button on the water refill machine at King’s Cross and it asked me to enter my email address, so now I have this water receipt
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Ninji :yeah: (ninji@wuffs.org)'s status on Saturday, 09-Dec-2023 03:16:33 JST Ninji :yeah: Glasgow patch notes: bread now spawns at the bus shelter on Argyle Street
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Ninji :yeah: (ninji@wuffs.org)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Oct-2023 07:25:25 JST Ninji :yeah: who called it “paying Apple money so they’ll let you use their old Mac OS APIs” and not “Carbon offsets”
sorry, this is a very specific joke that probably only like 5 people will get
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Ninji :yeah: (ninji@wuffs.org)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Oct-2023 21:43:55 JST Ninji :yeah: i have created this complete and correct taxonomy of every STM32 microcontroller that exists, for your information
i hope you find this useful
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Ninji :yeah: (ninji@wuffs.org)'s status on Friday, 18-Aug-2023 04:42:02 JST Ninji :yeah: when someone makes a blocklist based purely on hearsay
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Ninji :yeah: (ninji@wuffs.org)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 00:53:09 JST Ninji :yeah: you, uninspired: “Web Environment Integrity"
me, an intellectual: let's put EasyAntiCheat into a Chromium fork
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Ninji :yeah: (ninji@wuffs.org)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Jul-2023 19:11:43 JST Ninji :yeah: me: i would like to get into the security industry
job postings from the security industry: sure! come back when you've got at least 3 years of professional experience in the security industry
me: 🤔
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Ninji :yeah: (ninji@wuffs.org)'s status on Friday, 16-Jun-2023 22:35:02 JST Ninji :yeah: GOOGLE INTERVIEWER: why do you want a job at Google?
ME: well, i love writing software
INTERVIEWER: what do you think makes you a good fit for Google?
ME: i have ADHD so i always get bored of my projects and never touch them again
INTERVIEWER: great, when can you start -
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Ninji :yeah: (ninji@wuffs.org)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 20:31:49 JST Ninji :yeah: just spoke to a time traveller, have some news from the future
the good news: AI was defeated
the bad news: the 2043 MacBook Pro, with enough CPU power to run a gate-level simulation of the venerable i7-7700K, still takes 3 hours to install Xcode