Notices by Ninji :yeah: (ninji@wuffs.org), page 2

Glasgow patch notes: bread now spawns at the bus shelter on Argyle Street

who called it “paying Apple money so they’ll let you use their old Mac OS APIs” and not “Carbon offsets”

sorry, this is a very specific joke that probably only like 5 people will get

i have created this complete and correct taxonomy of every STM32 microcontroller that exists, for your information

i hope you find this useful

when someone makes a blocklist based purely on hearsay

you, uninspired: “Web Environment Integrity"

me, an intellectual: let's put EasyAntiCheat into a Chromium fork

me: i would like to get into the security industry

job postings from the security industry: sure! come back when you've got at least 3 years of professional experience in the security industry

me: 🤔

GOOGLE INTERVIEWER: why do you want a job at Google?
ME: well, i love writing software
INTERVIEWER: what do you think makes you a good fit for Google?
ME: i have ADHD so i always get bored of my projects and never touch them again
INTERVIEWER: great, when can you start

just spoke to a time traveller, have some news from the future

the good news: AI was defeated

the bad news: the 2043 MacBook Pro, with enough CPU power to run a gate-level simulation of the venerable i7-7700K, still takes 3 hours to install Xcode