Notices by puffball: squares enjoyer (wgahnagl@www.librepunk.club)

medieval peasants would have fucking loved doritos

Car washes will be converted to 24 hour discos after the revolution

there are so many things in the world i don't know about

I should be able to canoe to work

All roads should be replaced by river transport

bro why can't I find an english translation of Der Ritterspiegel, how am I expected to become a worthy knight when I can't even read german

I have the full german PDF but it's like nobody has translated it to english

literally no person has translated this into english, god fucking damnit, are there any bilingual german/english speakers who would be willing to translate this book for me in exchange for goods and or services and or cold hard cash

god fucking dammit this isn't even german this is medieval high german

If this shit makes sense to you HMU

20 Prolog
Ich horte, daz eyn edil man [Ir]
Von cyme groBin gesleehte
Clagete, her moehte nieht gehan
Also hy vor sines vatir knechte.

Did you know that king Arthur flour sells Sir Lancelot flour and Sir Galahad flour

Decentralized dating apps would rapidly create the political dynamics of medieval households marrying at the behest of their lords, except you're not related to each other and your Lord is an instance admin

enlisting in the pervert war on the side of perverts

Dude I don't even want to draw porn but all the censorship surrounding adult content is making me reconsider

holy shit things are bad

ICE is literally marching through the streets of the town over in formation with guns drawn and that sounds insane but it's literally on video from this morning

hey uhhhhh vote him out next election, right ?

@cwebber yaayyyyy yaaayyyyyy 🎉 🎉 🎉 Yippeeee
I wonder what's going to happen next this is all so new and exciting

@cwebber is she though??

have y'all seen the new covid.gov page

City councillors up my ass saying that I have to be careful of hyperbole and misinformation when making my point, failing to comprehend just how insanely fucking careful I am about every word that comes out of my mouth
It's not lying if I'm speaking the (RIGOROUSLY RESEARCHED) truth and you just decide you don't fucking believe me