Notices by Stephanie King (stephstephking@mstdn.social)

There needs to be a workshop called "Update Your Damn Website" where you're locked in a room and someone pops in once an hour and you show them your damn website until it's updated and they let you out

Another day, another "pretend I don't notice some teenage shenanigan my daughter thinks she is keeping under wraps bc it is mostly harmless"

Remember! Don't buy anything today! If you must, use cash @ a small business!

Remember what I always say: DO NOT GIVE YOUR MONEY TO YOUR ENEMIES!

Eat the stuff in the back of your fridge, and if you feel like online shopping, come here & shitpost instead. We got this!

🎨 by Martha Rich

People seem to not want to defend "civil servants" but decades of slash-and-burn business school graduates have convinced everyone that cutting employees is the only way to make things "efficient" and... NO! IT TAKES EMPLOYEES TO DO STUFF! THE GOVERNMENT IS THERE TO SERVE US & THAT TAKES EMPLOYEES!

I want clean water and planes that don't fall out of the sky and to know when a hurricane is coming and and and and THAT TAKES PEOPLE TO DO IT

Continue to be mad that "Boxing Day" isn't a day for punching your enemies in the face

I love it* when students ask questions that reveal that not only did they not read the assignment carefully, but they also did not do ANY of the work this semester that would have told them already what the answer is

* I do not love it

Please put your priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiices on your websiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite

Just say how much the thing costs

I will decide if I can afford to buy/book it or not

Pleeeeeeeeeeease

Lol trying to decide if I should leave this slide in my research presentation

My professors all keep trying to recruit me for a Ph.D.

NOT TODAY SATAN

Hey this is just a friendly reminder to anyone (in America) that IUDs last for 5 years and your insurance has to cover it (for the next 2 months at least)

It's bumming me out to see so many universities forcing their English departments to put on a "English Majors Are Useful Too" promotional campaign to justify their existence when my experience out on the job market right now is HOT DAMN THIS ONE CAN WRITE A SENTENCE

UPDATE: Yes, I have now officially cited "ChatGPT Is Bullshit" in my scholarly work

People really tell themselves they would have joined the Resistance in WWII and they... couldn't even stop using a lousy website

Good job everyone still using Twitter because "I'm just a smol bean how else will I promote my work UwU 🥺👉👈"

America says it does not have the money that students can go to college without incurring a mountain of debt but it has the money for eleventy billion cops to arrest & beat college students for a protest

Uh, guys? First Law of Robotics? Hello? IT WAS THERE FOR A REASON? Anyone?
https://news.yahoo.com/pentagon-moving-toward-letting-ai-120645293.html

BECAUSE WE PAID ATTENTION TO SARAH CONNOR IN T2, YOU ABSOLUTE KNOBS
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-67217915

On the one hand, bye-bye Tucker Carlson. On the other, you just KNOW they're only going to get someone WORSE and he's going to go somewhere with even fewer* journalistic standards

*lol like Fox has any