Notices by Stephanie King (stephstephking@mstdn.social)

Lol trying to decide if I should leave this slide in my research presentation

My professors all keep trying to recruit me for a Ph.D.

NOT TODAY SATAN

Hey this is just a friendly reminder to anyone (in America) that IUDs last for 5 years and your insurance has to cover it (for the next 2 months at least)

It's bumming me out to see so many universities forcing their English departments to put on a "English Majors Are Useful Too" promotional campaign to justify their existence when my experience out on the job market right now is HOT DAMN THIS ONE CAN WRITE A SENTENCE

UPDATE: Yes, I have now officially cited "ChatGPT Is Bullshit" in my scholarly work

People really tell themselves they would have joined the Resistance in WWII and they... couldn't even stop using a lousy website

Good job everyone still using Twitter because "I'm just a smol bean how else will I promote my work UwU 🥺👉👈"

America says it does not have the money that students can go to college without incurring a mountain of debt but it has the money for eleventy billion cops to arrest & beat college students for a protest

Uh, guys? First Law of Robotics? Hello? IT WAS THERE FOR A REASON? Anyone?
https://news.yahoo.com/pentagon-moving-toward-letting-ai-120645293.html

BECAUSE WE PAID ATTENTION TO SARAH CONNOR IN T2, YOU ABSOLUTE KNOBS
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-67217915

On the one hand, bye-bye Tucker Carlson. On the other, you just KNOW they're only going to get someone WORSE and he's going to go somewhere with even fewer* journalistic standards

*lol like Fox has any