SHE'S COMING. MARIAH CAREY IS COMING. AND YOU KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS:
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 11-Oct-2024 15:41:13 JST LRRR :bc: ARGH FUCKING SHIT.
ALT TEXT: A GLASS FULL OF WATER INDICATES THAT SOMETHING *BIG* IS STOMPING CLOSER.
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 22-Sep-2024 22:21:08 JST LRRR :bc: IT IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO PUT ON BODY ARMOR AND FIGHT A CANADA GOOSE.
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2024 13:53:39 JST LRRR :bc: AMERICANS SAY I'M ARBITRARY AND DANGEROUS AND THEN LET A FEW HUNDRED THOUSAND OF THE DUMBEST, LEAST INFORMED PEOPLE IN LIKE SEVEN STATES PICK THEIR RULER.
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2024 13:53:38 JST LRRR :bc: UNDECIDED VOTERS ARE THE LEAST INTERESTING, MOST COLOSSALLY SUBMORONIC HOUSEPLANT/WET ROCK/BATH MAT STUPID PEOPLE IN A COUNTRY THAT CHOSE TO HAVE TWO DAKOTAS. AND IF YOU DON'T IMPRESS THEM, YOU LOSE.
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 31-Aug-2024 09:44:22 JST LRRR :bc: "HER PLAN INVOLVES AN INCENTIVE THAT MILTON FRIEDMAN WOULDN'T LIKE. HIS PLAN INVOLVES REENACTING THE TRAIL OF TEARS AND HAVING PRICES JUST BE LOWER FOR SOME REASON."
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 31-Aug-2024 05:50:07 JST LRRR :bc: SO MUCH SOOTHSAYING, SO LITTLE SOOTHLISTENING.
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 25-Aug-2024 08:09:14 JST LRRR :bc: A HUMPBACK WHALE WITH "THIS MACHINE KRILLS FASCISTS" TATTOOED ON ITS BELLY.
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 23-Aug-2024 12:39:28 JST LRRR :bc: EVERY ANECDOTE REPUBLICANS USE TO TRY TO SMEAR TIM WALZ MAKES HIM SOUND LIKE A NICKELODEON SITCOM DAD.
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 23-Aug-2024 12:39:27 JST LRRR :bc: I SHOULD TOTALLY OPTION A THREE-CAMERA FAMILY SITCOM SET IN THE NAVAL OBSERVATORY.
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 23-Aug-2024 12:39:26 JST LRRR :bc: I FIGURE I CAN WRING A COUPLE POINTS ON GROSS OUT OF "OFF THE WALZ" FOR A SEASON OR TWO UNTIL THE SCHTICK GETS OLD.
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-2024 13:06:52 JST LRRR :bc: I LOVE RAY GUNS. BUT DO I TAKE MY FAMILY WUV DAY PHOTOS WITH MY RAY GUNS? NO. WHY? BECAUSE MY PERSONALITY ISN'T CONTINGENT ON PASSING A BACKGROUND CHECK.
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jul-2024 21:15:48 JST LRRR :bc: @nuclearidini I DON'T TRUST THE TELEPORTER PARTS I CAN GET ON EARTH. THE SOVIET MARKINGS DO NOT INSPIRE CONFIDENCE.
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jul-2024 21:15:42 JST LRRR :bc: I AM FLYING TO BOSTON. A GUY JUST BOOED THE PRE-FLIGHT DEMONSTRATION. THIS IS GONNA BE OKAY.
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2024 06:59:23 JST LRRR :bc: IF YOU HAVE TO ASK HOW MUCH A SUPREME COURT JUSTICE COSTS, YOU CAN'T AFFORD ONE.
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 24-Jun-2024 08:08:03 JST LRRR :bc: I HATE WEDDINGS. NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO GIVE A TOAST, NOBODY PAYS ENOUGH ATTENTION TO ME, AND THEY RARELY ACCOMMODATE MY DIETARY PREFERENCES.
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 21-Jun-2024 06:57:24 JST LRRR :bc: I AM SO MUCH MORE THAN A SINGLE ROLE. LIKE, SURE, I'M AN INTERGALACTIC WARLORD WHO DESTROYS FOR FUN, BUT I ALSO WANT TO HOLD MY WIFE'S WEBBED HAND ON A MOONLIT WALK AND WEAVE FLOWERS INTO A CAPE FOR MY SON.
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 06:01:46 JST LRRR :bc: NOW THAT EVERYONE HAS HAD A NAP AND A SNACK, WE ARE ALL READY TO BE POLITE, CHARITABLE, AND CONSTRUCTIVE ON THE INTERNET.
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Jun-2024 08:42:10 JST LRRR :bc: I AM GOING TO PUT A VIRTUAL HUG OFFER ON THE TABLE FOR ANYONE WHOSE DAD DID NOT GIVE THEM THE LOVE AND SUPPORT THEY DESERVE. I AM VERY FATHERLY.
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LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 14:36:49 JST LRRR :bc: PEOPLE SAY "LRRR, DON'T BUILD YOUR GIANT LASER AND ENSLAVE HUMANITY." BUT I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE TAKING MATTERS INTO THEIR OWN HANDS!