As @GottaLaff would say...

Keep 'em coming

BBC News - Senator Mark Kelly sues Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth over attempted demotion
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8j31728187o

Updated version #CookieMeme

RIP James Watson

In other news, one of the people who discovered DNA was still alive this morning! 😯

BBC News - DNA pioneer James Watson dies at 97
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn8xdypnz32o

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

The left wing will feed 100 people because there is 1 who might go hungry.
The right wing will let 100 people starve because there might be 1 who doesn't need the food.

That tells you everything you need to know about the current state of politics.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@sjvn/115447747717343102

I knew it was OnlyFans...

I spent a good 10 minutes going through today's #xkcd comic. I love this one:

@Infoseepage It's a Shambles 😉

Not sure why everyone thinks screens are bad. What am I supposed to look at? My goats??

“Jurassic Park IT Support”
“THE FENCES ARE DOWN!”
“Which fences?”
“ALL THE FENCES!”
“Could you read the fence designation number? It’s at the base.”
“THE RAPTORS ARE OUT!”
“I’ll open a ticket for you once you give me the base number”
“AAARGH!”
[Line Goes Dead]
“I guess they don’t need a ticket”

The only acceptable name change.

Please take note, #Google

#Mauritius just gets this SO right.

I LOVE this sign and I review it regularly.
I wish the rest of the world took notice and followed their example.

I was helping my son with his homework and I told him that a female gazelle was called a madamazelle so now I have another meeting with his teacher.

Great news: The US Bureau of Labor Statistics just announced 0% unemployment with 10,000% average wage growth & 200,000,000 new jobs added so far in August.

And the next chapter of WWIII has begun:

BBC News - Trump moves nuclear submarines after ex-Russian president's comments
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c93dgr2dd53o

#ICE #ProudBoys #KKK

The boss has been pestering me to attend a leadership conference so I, completely jokingly, said, "A true leader would never sit in an audience being told what to do" and now half this office is in existential crisis

@dan613 @juglugs @toxy You know it was a joke, right? Totally fabricated. None of the above actually happened.

Does anyone else suffer with microfiber cloth?
I don't think my hands are particularly rough. I don't do much manual work.
But microfiber cloth catches on my skin and it's really horrible for me to touch. I can't be the only one?

Drawn 8 years ago!

This is it. This is the cartoon.