My German translations are going from bath to sausage

#NikkiHaley

“Fuck the patriarchy” isn’t saying fuck men. It’s saying fuck men having all the power and telling women what they can do.

Just a reminder that 15 years ago, there were no waiting lists over 18 weeks, no 12-hour A&E waits, no waiting an hour for an urgent ambulance, over 90% of cancer patients started treatment within 2 months, and everyone could see their GP within 2 days....

Then we got the Tories

Performatively engaging in normal social activities before going home to put on my crab costume and scuttle about in the wet darkness

@br00t4c

It's a psychological fact that many firefighters are pyromaniacs - I was taught to recognise the signs in my colleagues (and myself) when I trained...

#God #Christians #GunControl #GunViolence

Brilliant

Nailed it.

Shuts down laptop: I think that’s enough internet for today.
Picks up phone: Let’s see what the pocket-sized internet is doing.

Today's winner of the Internet is:

In the newly-formed parliament in France, the youngest member, far-right MP Flavien Termet, was given the task of welcoming the deputies. Most of the deputies did not shake his hand.

(Extra credit to the Rock, Paper, Scissors guy!)

But the Tories and Reform will blame the #eu

(Yes, I know it was Brown who sold the gold - I'm equally disgusted by that and Blair lying to us about WMDs and sending us into Iraq)

To kill a French vampire you have to drive a baguette through its heart.

Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking

See also Rupert Murdoch

Raise your hand if you’re not a felon. 👋

Jury braver than 98% of elected Republicans.

The fact that a human being has to teach you about god, proves that there is no god.

#Religion #ReligionPoisonsEverything #Antitheist #Atheist

@aral

I read that thinking YOU were a startup... 🤣

"You must be proper gutted about the election, mustn't you? Ever thought about stepping down and letting someone else have a go?"
"Nah, not really, Prime Minister."