@georgetakei An orgy of ignorance.

@georgetakei The dude is brilliant!

@georgetakei My dad tried to convince us Naugahyde was from the Nauga beast.

@georgetakei I go into theaters with burgers and sandwiches in my pockets.

@georgetakei

@georgetakei I love them, but they don't love me.

@georgetakei The mailcarrier is stalking me.

@georgetakei Now, how did they figure this out? Why put a watermelon in the tub in the first place? Was it a science experiment? What happens when they put a cucumber in the tub?

@georgetakei Still, how do they know if they look sexy? Lol!

@georgetakei People wonder how I'm so chipper in the morning. I wake up at 3 am. I make coffee and hit my self-made gym. They always ask why I am so chipper. "Routine!"

@georgetakei I saw that. She made their viewers sky rocket.

@georgetakei Eh, they just swish with Listerine.

@georgetakei @Jefftiedrich Says the same.

@georgetakei I have...questions.

@georgetakei I can't even imagine that flavor.

@georgetakei If there's a freaky goat, sleepin' in your bed, who ya gonna call? Goats butter!

Lube?

@georgetakei I can relate.

@georgetakei oh...no, no, NO!

@georgetakei The dude got into a failing nuclear reactor! That is POWER!

@georgetakei POTUS when I was born.