@georgetakei Thank you, Brian, for helping 45 throw himself under his own bus.

@georgetakei Whomever delivered it should try stand up.

@georgetakei Lol! Jerk.

@georgetakei This place is for the birds.

@georgetakei It's not enough we see that pukes name everywhere. Gag! He gets off on seeing his own name.

@georgetakei Time for bars!

@georgetakei What an ass.

@georgetakei Yeah, move to another country, 45.

@georgetakei Honestly, 45 won't even flinch.

@georgetakei Daaayum! 👍

@georgetakei Good one, Uncle George.

@georgetakei I'm thinking of hitting up Salem, MA...visiting my dead realtives.
That's, actually, not a joke.

@georgetakei OMG OMG OMG!!!

I'm on an 'Alien' franchise binge and was thinking about how I love her roles. Score, my beloved actress, score.

@georgetakei Cook, Dine or Divorce

@georgetakei I'm more concerned with her thinking she'll be on death row, at some point.

@georgetakei The mail carrier must be in stitches!

@georgetakei Well, more than half the country agrees with her, 45!

@georgetakei I'm 46, and I never knew what that was...still don't.

@georgetakei Good one!

@georgetakei Back then, there were fewer murders.