Notices by Will Clark (robotdeathsquad@mastodon.social), page 2

Happy 5th divorce anniversary to a little piece of me I lost.

My gallbladder.

Imagine if Discord released a version for adults.

I will agree to the argument that the 14th amendment only applies to the civil war if we also agree the 2nd only applies to muskets.

Annnnd the circulation motor on my dishwasher died. FML

How do you get chrome to not autoupdate?

@taylorlorenz I mean, to be fair, it's not called "Fuck You Money" for nothing.

What the fuck is this? Why are you sending this to me? What value could this possibly serve?

Y'all sleeping on Erlang.

If you’ve ever been like “man, I could really use an avalanche of completely unhinged LinkedIn spam,” just post that you started a new company and raised some VC. Beyond the 5000 staff aug pitches I’ve had “CMO coaches” and ghostwriters and half a dozen financial planners (do these guys understand how startups work?) just connect with me out of the blue.

Forget hoodies on the Senate floor, I want to see them all wear jumpsuits like NASCAR drivers with all the corporations and billionaires that bought them plastered on their suits.

Why do all men's shorts have like 15” inseams? Is this toxic masculinity?

If I was in my 80s, the last thing I'd want to do is spend a bunch of time in washington DC in a bunch of fucking meetings. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Why does google sign me out of chrome... like... ever? What's the fucking use case for that?

It’s funny how the Elon/Twitter apologists don’t seem to remember when Microsoft bought LinkedIn and didn’t completely fuck it all up.

Restart to install an update

Hey, do you want the update? Install it now.

Our developers have to release every week or their manager gets dinged on their KPIs, so we're interrupting your work to let you know that there is an UPDATE READY.

Top 5 Albums ever:

Beatles - White Album
Joy Division - Unknown Pleasures
Rage Against The Machine - Evil Empire
Massive Attack - Mezzanine
Tyrant - Tyrant
Danger Mouse - Grey Album
Fleetwood Mac - Rumors
Talking Heads - Remain In Light

Every time you hear the Reddit CEO talking about how they need to become profitable, remember they raised $250m and then spent the last couple years building this: https://nft.reddit.com

#reddit #HuffmanOut

<Roy Kent voice>Fuckin' hell</rkv>

Apple Arcade is really interesting because you can tell which games were designed to be monetized slot machines at their core and they are actually missing something by having that stripped out because of apple’s requirements.

This is why you don't let the developers choose the charting library without supervision.