Notices by Will Clark (robotdeathsquad@mastodon.social), page 2

Forget hoodies on the Senate floor, I want to see them all wear jumpsuits like NASCAR drivers with all the corporations and billionaires that bought them plastered on their suits.

Why do all men's shorts have like 15” inseams? Is this toxic masculinity?

If I was in my 80s, the last thing I'd want to do is spend a bunch of time in washington DC in a bunch of fucking meetings. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Why does google sign me out of chrome... like... ever? What's the fucking use case for that?

It’s funny how the Elon/Twitter apologists don’t seem to remember when Microsoft bought LinkedIn and didn’t completely fuck it all up.

Restart to install an update

Hey, do you want the update? Install it now.

Our developers have to release every week or their manager gets dinged on their KPIs, so we're interrupting your work to let you know that there is an UPDATE READY.

Top 5 Albums ever:

Beatles - White Album
Joy Division - Unknown Pleasures
Rage Against The Machine - Evil Empire
Massive Attack - Mezzanine
Tyrant - Tyrant
Danger Mouse - Grey Album
Fleetwood Mac - Rumors
Talking Heads - Remain In Light

Every time you hear the Reddit CEO talking about how they need to become profitable, remember they raised $250m and then spent the last couple years building this: https://nft.reddit.com

#reddit #HuffmanOut

<Roy Kent voice>Fuckin' hell</rkv>

Apple Arcade is really interesting because you can tell which games were designed to be monetized slot machines at their core and they are actually missing something by having that stripped out because of apple’s requirements.

This is why you don't let the developers choose the charting library without supervision.

Can some one explain to me why no streaming service will let you filter by rating or by Common Sense Media score?

Like, I realize I'm one of the smartest (and most humble) people I know, but surely I'm not the only person that's ever opened Netflix and just wanted to remove all the TV-MA and TV-14 stuff and see what's left.

And no, that's not a kids account.

Anyone have a preferred company-wide knowledge management system that isn't Notion? I don't know who Notion is for, but it doesn't seem to be for me.

Also not google docs.

If you’ve never watched The Detectorists, you’re missing out on one of life’s great pleasures.

I hate how hard Slack makes it to remove an app when you don't need it anymore. Really dislike what slack has become.