Notices by Will Clark (robotdeathsquad@mastodon.social)

The top two are the same image right? Right? 😂
https://vis.social/@infobeautiful/113272376783880135

Are in-app webviews super slow to load in iOS 18 for anyone else?

Always weird dipping back in to #ruby where I have 99 cores but my specs only use 1.

Seriously, look at this. https://legiscan.com/US/legislation?status=passed

When is the last time a new law was passed? I know of a bunch of protections that have been rolled back, but what was the last law that actually affected anyone?

These people live in an alternate universe. It’s so weird.

https://apnews.com/article/supreme-court-gorsuch-regulations-ethics-term-limits-3369051d70ec67942d72b5f2afd078d8

If you aren't reading Garbage Day, what are you doing with your life? It's like Millennial Shakespeare. https://www.garbageday.email/p/coconutpilled-contextmaxxing?utm_source=www.garbageday.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=coconutpilled-and-contextmaxxing

It’s insane to me how much mileage a poll with 1200 participants will get in the media. I wouldn’t trust an a/b test with 12,000 responses. You’re telling me your 10% +/- polling number is accurate with 1200 randos that answered your phone call? GTFO of here.

The more I use fly.io, the less I understand who should be using it.

I read an article about how PMs could use Perplexity.ai to be better PMs, and after reading 21 different examples, I have one question: Are PMs stupid? And is like 3 paragraphs of barely any information really going to fix that?

What is the easiest way to host a static HTML website in 2024? I need actual HTML hosting, not just Markdown or some other templated system.

Pretty interesting that the reaction to every Oculus headset ever is *crickets*.

And the reaction to the AVP seems to be something I can only categorize as blind rage.
This week, I've seen smart people declare:
1. It's a total failure.
2. It's not revolutionary, it's simply an iPad strapped to your face.
3. It's a solution looking for a problem and there's small odds they'll ever find one.

People have BIG feelings for something that has existed for a month.

Happy 5th divorce anniversary to a little piece of me I lost.

My gallbladder.

Imagine if Discord released a version for adults.

I will agree to the argument that the 14th amendment only applies to the civil war if we also agree the 2nd only applies to muskets.

Annnnd the circulation motor on my dishwasher died. FML

How do you get chrome to not autoupdate?

@taylorlorenz I mean, to be fair, it's not called "Fuck You Money" for nothing.

What the fuck is this? Why are you sending this to me? What value could this possibly serve?

Y'all sleeping on Erlang.

If you’ve ever been like “man, I could really use an avalanche of completely unhinged LinkedIn spam,” just post that you started a new company and raised some VC. Beyond the 5000 staff aug pitches I’ve had “CMO coaches” and ghostwriters and half a dozen financial planners (do these guys understand how startups work?) just connect with me out of the blue.