Notices by Dottore Chi (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website), page 3

@technomancy yes upworm 2 confirmed

wild hunch that Godot4's custom physics might have some not great joint and rigidbody behavior

ok ok I am trying the Jolt physics addon and it's a drop in replacement AND the ragdoll stuff is way more stable

the whole 'beware of drop shipping' thing smacks of Sinophobia

someone was like 'oh you can get those for .53¢ at Home Depot' no you can't! They charge $5 Dollars 'oh the wholeseller charges 0.05¢' amazing are you going to buy 2000 corner brackets??

Zuckerberg feeding each single one of his cows 10000 lbs of macadamia nuts each year is like something that you would read about one of the fucked up Roman emperors

Smeagol (failing my riddle): What's updog, precioussss?

Vietnamese and Chinese 'harvest vegetables for market' YouTube is so much better than the 'Goopertson Homestead' stuff we make in the US

type of guy who *squints at weird reply* gets very condescending about #water facts

never forget

disturbing amount of these job listings are "AI + medical"

Senior Platform Engineer at Torment
143 applicants

The ideal candidate will have 5+ years experience with:
* Microgroveling
* Spinal Inversion
* SaaS (Supplication as a Service)
* Anguish Protocol
* Jira
* Scream extraction and serialization

a coop game where like 10 people are inside a giant mech they have to cooperatively pilot. yelling at whoever is down in the legs to pick up the pace

Hi friends! My department is shuttering and I'm on the market for a new remote role. 7 years experience as a software and systems engineer. I lead projects and have built a lot of well received products. I'm a maestro with the front end and interface work! Not picky about languages but have experience with Clojure, elixir, javascript, python, rust, and C#.

If your company or team is hiring let me know! boosts appreciated!

#FediHire

bet if you wanted to build a new web browser you'd have a huge leg up starting from a game engine

thinking about when someone complained clojure's slurp and spit were insensitive and everyone was like what are you slurping over there

1000x programmer. They have to be kept in a facility near absolute zero like Akira, otherwise they'll hit criticality and convert the Eastern Seaboard into Emacs configuration

everyone should have their own personal daylight savings.

the year is 2024. After waiting 4 hours I am starting to suspect the Google maps AI made up the restaurant I ordered from

every couple of years someone posts something like "you've been opening tin cans wrong your entire life" with a photo of the can opener upside down or sideways and everyone is like "omg this. changes. everything" and goes home and immediately slices their finger open