Notices by waferbaby (d@wafer.baby)

@clarity That's where the lyrics are written!

@sonder Is... is that an automatic rifle on his wall?

Love to have my flu shot and immediately get knocked out by flu the very next day. Bodies! How do they work?!

Google Meet: "Are you coughing? Your mic is on mute."

I worked out what was wrong with the dishwasher, and now I am a God.

@bea Too hot.

This PR removes 669 lines of code, which makes it both evil and nice, I guess.

It's only just dawned on me that this is the last day of 2023. Huh.

Just installed a new toilet seat, AMA.

Via @andybaio - a post by @glennf about Yahoo! Pipes, which was a magnificent beast and so, so, so far ahead of its time.

https://retool.com/pipes

The big kid has started called me bro.

Nope.

@annika Get out of my head.

@darius Same, and same.

@danhon @darius Is this how podcasts are born?

@annika A Masto Bait is when you make someone mad on the Fediverse.

If you're not washing down your brain medications with hour-old lukewarm coffee, are you even living?

Me, with a tablet slowly dissolving in my mouth: "Shit, where did I put my tablet?"

Oh, is THAT what they're saying?!

@annika I disable boosts from *everyone*. It's so nice.

@annika Depends on the size of the elephant that laid it.