Notices by SICK CUNT DRACONES (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)

It's 33°c here in London today - that's 91°f! While this may seem unremarkable to those who are used to a hotter climate, Brits are suffering thanks to a lack of air conditioning and houses built to retain heat. With that in mind, here are some simple tips for staying cool in the heat.

- Throw a few ice cubes in your #gravy . Sounds simple, but it really works!
- Enjoy a bath in some chilled #Gravy
- Boycott Israeli genocide #BDS
- Replenish lost electrolytes with a sip of delicious #Gravy

AI grifters have turned their attention to scraping mastodon hashtags to generate seo spam blogposts. you know what to do

gooning my peanits "bbq-style" #LifeHack

If you're looking for success in the world of small batch #Gravy , here are my three golden rules - from an industry veteran who's seen it all.

- don't even fucking think about it.
- the gravy racket is all sewn up and you don't stand a chance
- i'm the king of this castle, fuckface
- i fucking mean it. step on my turf and i'll come for you no hesitation no remorse
- you're as good as dead, you miserable slut

#RulesToSqueakBy

so from the looks of it, the bots are scraping trending hashtags like #SilentSunday , #RulesToSqueakBy , #MonochromeMonday etc, all of which are filled with gentle civilians posting pretty photos and thoughtful advice. perhaps the most sporting thing to do in the circumstances would be to drive a little-used hashtag to the top of the chart instead

#gravy

thing i love about old jazz men is that if they are singing you a song about how they got the blues, they will tell you what type of blues they got right up at the front of the song. shows a great deal of respect for peoples time

just called some ingredients "breakfast assets" i need to be rescued from the tech sector stat

ISBN is short for

Its
A
Book
Stupid

new years resolution is to keep saying incomprehensible alienating shit, piss a lot of people off, take a lot of amphetamines, suck and fuck my way up the corporate ladder, make a million dollars and propose to my beautiful Wife

WALLACE AND GROLLACE

your mother and i were arrested in the park for playing a game of what thames valley police are reluctantly calling “meat tetris”

absolutely ridiculous to post something like "learned some dog swear words today. they only have 2". which makes no sense since obviously there are millions of hyperlocalised swear words shared by small groups of dogs whose spread depends strongly on factors like dog population density and distribution of dog-accessible public space, due to the fact that modern dog culture in most parts of the world is very fragmented

a friend in the uk is looking for chest binders! do any uk mastoheads have any recommendations for trustworthy brands/stores?

even better would be a physical location where you can try them on before you buy them - i've never heard of this but thinking abut it it seems crazy to me for it not to exist. you really don't know how those crazy things are gonna fit till they're on!

please boost if you like, any suggestions appreciated x

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my little dacula :)

getting older is so boring. oh my knee hurts oh my friends are too busy to throw sex parties oh i'm about to spend real money on a kitchen bin. i saw a bunch of other bitches do this already, it's derivative. why can't i just explode

@CAETFOOD @owl AAAAAAaaaaa aaa aaaaaaaaaa….. :yell:

@schratze @CAETFOOD @owl fffFGGHH

not looking forward to getting older and having young people start describing me

kate beaton panels that live in my heart forever

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