Notices by david grynch (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)

ISBN is short for

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A
Book
Stupid

new years resolution is to keep saying incomprehensible alienating shit, piss a lot of people off, take a lot of amphetamines, suck and fuck my way up the corporate ladder, make a million dollars and propose to my beautiful Wife

WALLACE AND GROLLACE

your mother and i were arrested in the park for playing a game of what thames valley police are reluctantly calling “meat tetris”

absolutely ridiculous to post something like "learned some dog swear words today. they only have 2". which makes no sense since obviously there are millions of hyperlocalised swear words shared by small groups of dogs whose spread depends strongly on factors like dog population density and distribution of dog-accessible public space, due to the fact that modern dog culture in most parts of the world is very fragmented

a friend in the uk is looking for chest binders! do any uk mastoheads have any recommendations for trustworthy brands/stores?

even better would be a physical location where you can try them on before you buy them - i've never heard of this but thinking abut it it seems crazy to me for it not to exist. you really don't know how those crazy things are gonna fit till they're on!

please boost if you like, any suggestions appreciated x

aaaiieeeiiaaaeeeiiaaaiieeee

my little dacula :)

getting older is so boring. oh my knee hurts oh my friends are too busy to throw sex parties oh i'm about to spend real money on a kitchen bin. i saw a bunch of other bitches do this already, it's derivative. why can't i just explode

@CAETFOOD @owl AAAAAAaaaaa aaa aaaaaaaaaa….. :yell:

@schratze @CAETFOOD @owl fffFGGHH

not looking forward to getting older and having young people start describing me

kate beaton panels that live in my heart forever

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=117

i just need a little fucking snack….

i’m out in the streets like the fucking werewolves of london. looking for a little fucking snack. i’m out of control. i’m going to knock over someone’s bins. i’m going to disembowel someone

my one of my favourite people at protests are the ones whose placards are built like an american school science fair diorama. props for putting in the effort but respectfully i cannot read that

if there’s one thing i love to eke out it’s a meagre existence, can’t get enough of that shit

i wish cats could learn a few simple phrases

i'm being asked to "develop a career plan", why can't people just be as surprised as i am that i'm still alive and leave it at that

i hate the cupboard with the baking pans in it. it is the loudest and most terrifying place in the world