i just need a little fucking snack….
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 05:12:29 JST thiccie from billericay
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 05:12:28 JST thiccie from billericay
i’m out in the streets like the fucking werewolves of london. looking for a little fucking snack. i’m out of control. i’m going to knock over someone’s bins. i’m going to disembowel someone
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Sunday, 28-Apr-2024 17:21:30 JST thiccie from billericay
my one of my favourite people at protests are the ones whose placards are built like an american school science fair diorama. props for putting in the effort but respectfully i cannot read that
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Sunday, 18-Feb-2024 18:04:09 JST thiccie from billericay
if there’s one thing i love to eke out it’s a meagre existence, can’t get enough of that shit
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Saturday, 10-Feb-2024 06:42:23 JST thiccie from billericay
i wish cats could learn a few simple phrases
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Jan-2024 03:18:25 JST thiccie from billericay
i'm being asked to "develop a career plan", why can't people just be as surprised as i am that i'm still alive and leave it at that
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Monday, 01-Jan-2024 18:58:44 JST thiccie from billericay
i hate the cupboard with the baking pans in it. it is the loudest and most terrifying place in the world
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Monday, 01-Jan-2024 18:58:43 JST thiccie from billericay
pelting from the kitchen shrieking like a terrified cat, metal pans clattering in my wake like machine gun fire
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Monday, 01-Jan-2024 18:56:30 JST thiccie from billericay
ketchup is a beverage,
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Friday, 29-Dec-2023 11:55:25 JST thiccie from billericay
… thankyou ….
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Sunday, 10-Dec-2023 02:22:09 JST thiccie from billericay
babies are so fucking funny. much smaller version of a man that has 75% less of an opinion and 99% less of a choice about whether you pick them up off the floor
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Saturday, 30-Sep-2023 20:56:12 JST thiccie from billericay
me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!
brain:
TROUT
TROUT
LET IT ALL OUT
THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT
SALMON
I’M TALKING TO YOU
SALMON
me: cool never mind
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Thursday, 07-Sep-2023 19:56:53 JST thiccie from billericay
there it is
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Friday, 07-Jul-2023 19:46:59 JST thiccie from billericay
@stavvers i think a spider would take the most damage. difficult to hit but if your aim was good enough it would fucking explode. the best you could do to a giraffe is knock it over
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Friday, 07-Jul-2023 19:46:58 JST thiccie from billericay
@stavvers you said large animal. im deleting my blog
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Friday, 07-Jul-2023 19:46:56 JST thiccie from billericay
@stavvers i think a shelob's pride would be woefully injured by being struck by a farted off dick. perhaps badly enough for it to die. it's a very serious animal that wouldn't have a healthy reaction to being disrespected like that
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Sunday, 18-Jun-2023 04:07:27 JST thiccie from billericay
computer… download more Apps…
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 04:20:54 JST thiccie from billericay
STOP TRYING TO IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF DEBATE ONLINE. no right-thinking person goes onto online to find strangers to "debate" with. real people, ordinary, decent people, have only come online to view gifs of skeletons fucking
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Nov-2022 08:55:53 JST thiccie from billericay
the aim is not to produce acclaim-worthy posts that make you stand out on the timeline. the aim is to post at the same resonant frequency as other users in the shoal, creating confusing patterns to deter killer whales and other large predators
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Friday, 30-Sep-2022 04:34:17 JST thiccie from billericay
every time i get a covid injection i wish i had spent more time in the past enjoying my #1 hobby, lying on my left side