Notices by sam henri gold (samhenrigold@hachyderm.io)

excuse me
https://social.samhenri.gold/@posters/113114560813120035

i saw this against my will and now you all have to look at it, too.

chat am i being trolled i feel like im losing grip on reality here

repeat after me: a shitty app icon you make will always be better than an AI generated one you willed into existence

tim walz’s DUI outfit is the same outfit as everyone at Config this year

nate silver and jim cramer should start a consulting firm where their specialty is being wrong about everything all of the time

and the rich become richard

haven’t used it in a year so it just reads as unbelievably passive aggressive

with in rem cases, it’s fun to imagine a federal prosecutor at one table and an absolute heap of boxes stacked behind another table with a public defender.

“your honor, it’s obvious that these clacker balls are just waiting to cause serious injuries to innocent children.”
“Objection, speculation.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Article_Consisting_of_50,000_Cardboard_Boxes_More_or_Less,_Each_Containing_One_Pair_of_Clacker_Balls

CVS supports passkeys and you can create one after you log in. but they don’t let you actually sign in with passkeys. so each time you have to do email, password, then two step with SMS. and then it asks you if you wanna use a passkey. which is a really cool UX.

living but sure as shit ain't laughing or loving

I feel like I’m in the minority here but whenever I get a message that’s very clearly AI written, I feel like my time is being disrespected by making me read these empty words. I don’t love that it’s now just baked into the system. Just tell me what I need to know. Wanna schedule a meeting? Cool. I don’t need to read three paragraphs of statistically likely junk.

checking in on europe right now:

from the archives

cybertruck

it's like you can't even do crimes anymore. because of woke.

THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR. DISQUALIFIED? ARE YOU SHITTING ME????????
https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/112420178469264169

republicans for the last 4 years

#eurovision

@dgriffinjones had me on the @cultofmac CultCast today to share my exclusive insights into tomorrow’s #AppleEvent with the world. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-cultcast/id503494956?i=1000654700417

there once was a douche from Nantucket,
who parked his new truck and said “fuck it.”
he tried off-roading on sand,
it got out of hand,
now his cybertruck’s stuck and can’t budge it.