"Canada is the friend who deals with a midlife crisis by going to therapy, giving up booze, and finding a healthy new partner.
Meanwhile, we took up meth, got back with our toxic ex, and are currently driving our cybertruck off a cliff.
(Congrats, Canada. So happy for you)"
- @thelesliegarr
I'll only add the Canada didn't get their act together until they looked at us and thought, "There, but for the grace of God, go I."